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I think I need an actual intro post, so here we go. The name's Morgan, but you can call me anything you want, within reason. Minor. He/him. Short as fuck. British. Technically a gimmick blog!!
Oh yeah, I run @the-official-news too
More importantly... Pepsi is ultimately better than coca cola, but coca cola is aesthetic.
I'm absolutely sane.
The fact I'm currently eating noodles with soup stock, maple syrup and wholegrain mustard in is irrelevant.
Bbc what
Nothing :3
BBC I don't think that's nothing
Do you need to speak to someone? Do I get a trusted adult?
...If it helps at all, I drank some water.
But the noodles did taste fire-
Well, at least you're hydrated
I fear the bar is in the cellar
Its not as bad as the soup stock oreos.. and soup stock bubble tea.
And the window cleaner.
I'm sorry?
Why??
Whenever I'm not doing news and stuff, I get bored..
It is imperative that you spend as much time tumbling as possible then, and never even consider opening a restaurant
I should open a cafe...
I'm absolutely sane.
The fact I'm currently eating noodles with soup stock, maple syrup and wholegrain mustard in is irrelevant.
Bbc what
Nothing :3
BBC I don't think that's nothing
Do you need to speak to someone? Do I get a trusted adult?
...If it helps at all, I drank some water.
But the noodles did taste fire-
Well, at least you're hydrated
I fear the bar is in the cellar
Its not as bad as the soup stock oreos.. and soup stock bubble tea.
And the window cleaner.
just ate a raw clove of garlic
crying now
So logic and time zones dictate that this was obviously not your breakfast, but I am currently eating mine, so I nearly exclaimed in shock at, more than anything, the garlic having been a breakfast food.
It was my lunch
Maybe i should eat it from breakfast next time
N-nooo
I ate garlic crackers and pistachios for breakfast once, it wouldn't be that different.
I mean I suppose not, but I don't really think that meal constitutes "breakfast flavor"
Oh, i absolutely hate breakfast foods, bread(with the exception of rye bread), bagels, cereal, milk, butter, etc.
Would eat soup for breakfast if it was socially acceptable.
This...
No no this makes sense. Forgive me for nearly imposing my narrow societal view of breakfast upon thee.
No worries, if indeed you have uh. Something something shakes pear language..!
just ate a raw clove of garlic
crying now
So logic and time zones dictate that this was obviously not your breakfast, but I am currently eating mine, so I nearly exclaimed in shock at, more than anything, the garlic having been a breakfast food.
It was my lunch
Maybe i should eat it from breakfast next time
N-nooo
I ate garlic crackers and pistachios for breakfast once, it wouldn't be that different.
I mean I suppose not, but I don't really think that meal constitutes "breakfast flavor"
Oh, i absolutely hate breakfast foods, bread(with the exception of rye bread), bagels, cereal, milk, butter, etc.
Would eat soup for breakfast if it was socially acceptable.
just ate a raw clove of garlic
crying now
So logic and time zones dictate that this was obviously not your breakfast, but I am currently eating mine, so I nearly exclaimed in shock at, more than anything, the garlic having been a breakfast food.
It was my lunch
Maybe i should eat it from breakfast next time
N-nooo
I ate garlic crackers and pistachios for breakfast once, it wouldn't be that different.
just ate a raw clove of garlic
crying now
So logic and time zones dictate that this was obviously not your breakfast, but I am currently eating mine, so I nearly exclaimed in shock at, more than anything, the garlic having been a breakfast food.
It was my lunch
Maybe i should eat it from breakfast next time
oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible
my kinda diet
What
This video looks like how it feels when youre crying in your bed at 3 am out of anxiety and youre trying to cheer yourself up by watching videos but all it does is make your brain feel more erratic.
The :)
What the FUCK
The lack of music makes it 10x more brain-fucking