in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

I present...

good meal

nuh uh

This is cilantro

Great!! I'll go do that-

nuh uh

This is cilantro

I disagree that sounds like an amazing idea!

All I'm saying is I've never regretted adding more garlic to a recipe than what is called for.

baseball?? that game from twilight?

#myasbestos

#myasbestos

This has to be one of the posts to get something like this on

This post has 2 sets of parentheses.

I like to sprinkle some lead flakes over my asbestos sweetens up a tasty snack

lead(II) acetate ☝️🐴

Needs cilantro then it's perfect 🥰

i bet it feels good as fuck to shovel fistfuls of dirt into your mouth

It doesn't do try it

Don't forget to eat so much pumpkin you throw up this month!!

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Hope yall ate so much pumpkin you threw up!!! I know I did!!

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