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HAIL AND WELL MET, TRAVELLER!
TIS I, THE GREATEST DOCTOR. BE NOT AFRAID OF THE VOLUME IN WHICH I SPEAK, FOR I MUST SHOUT AS THIS MASK AND ITS MANY AEROMATIC HERBS MUFFLE MINE VOICE.
I HAVE TRAVELLED LONG AND FAR, TREATING ALL IN NEED. THIS LAND SEEMS RIFE WITH MALAISE - COME, LET ME TREAT THEE!
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
because I can be.
Because I need the stat boost
To move the plot along.
to become a higher power
I heard that the gays walk faster and I kept being late for class so I turned gay for the speed boost
The Man with the Yellow Hat
For a boost in status
satan’s first reblog
It's just a MacGuffin.
I see this post is getting a lot of reblogs now! Let’s re-do the poll for this year!
C'mon evereyone!! Inbox open!!
Right! Yes!
I give shinnies, or a trick, will you take the risk
Should have some things stashed around here :)
i have some spare bloods and such...what do the children like these days? @offical-plague-doctor @james-offical @hestia-offical dost thy possess the answer?
Well, normally I'd suggest giving the childs some leeches, but that feels strange to say to a most noble merchant leech such as yourself.
Perhaps I can dole out some extra humors or some bones I have lying around? I do have a quite a collection of zygomatic bones that I could spare.
tw: broken frontal bone tw: broken left parietal bone tw: broken right parietal bone tw: broken left temporal bone tw: broken right temporal bone tw: broken occipital bone tw: broken sphenoid bone tw: broken ethmoid bone tw: broken mandible tw: broken left maxilla tw: broken right maxilla tw: broken left palantine bone tw: broken right palantine bone tw: broken left zygomatic bone tw: broken right zygomatic bone tw: broken left nasal bone tw: broken right nasal bone tw: broken left lacrimal bone tw: broken right lacrimal bone tw: broken vomer tw: broken left nasal conchae tw: broken right nasal conchae tw: broken left malleus tw: broken right malleus tw: broken left incus tw: broken right incus tw: broken left stapes tw: broken right stapes tw: broken hyoid tw: broken left scapula tw: broken right scapula tw: broken left clavicle tw: broken right clavicle tw: broken sternum tw: broken left rib 1 tw: broken left rib 2 tw: broken left rib 3 tw: broken left rib 4 tw: broken left rib 5 tw: broken left rib 6 tw: broken left rib 7 tw: broken left rib 8 tw: broken left rib 9 tw: broken left rib 10 tw: broken left rib 11 tw: broken left rib 12 tw: broken right rib 1 tw: broken right rib 2 tw: broken right rib 3 tw: broken right rib 4
tw: broken right rib 5 tw: broken right rib 6 tw: broken right rib 7 tw: broken right rib 8 tw: broken right rib 9 tw: broken right rib 10 tw: broken right rib 11 tw: broken right rib 12 tw: broken cervical vertebra 1 tw: broken cervical vertebra 2 tw: broken cervical vertebra 3 tw: broken cervical vertebra 4 tw: broken cervical vertebra 5 tw: broken cervical vertebra 6 tw: broken cervical vertebra 7 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 1 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 2 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 3 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 4 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 5 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 6 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 7 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 8 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 9 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 10 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 11 tw: broken thoracic vertebra 12 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 1 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 2 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 3 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 4 tw: broken lumbar vertebra 5 tw: broken sacrum tw: broken coccyx tw: broken left humerus tw: broken right humerus tw: broken left radius tw: broken right radius tw: broken left ulna tw: broken right ulna tw: broken left scaphoid bone tw: broken right scaphoid bone tw: broken left lunate bone tw: broken right lunate bone tw: broken left triquetral bone tw: broken right triquetral bone tw: broken left pisiform bone
tw: broken right pisiform bone tw: broken left trapezium tw: broken right trapezium tw: broken left trapezoid bone tw: broken right trapezoid bone tw: broken left capitate bone tw: broken right capitate bone tw: broken left hamate bone tw: broken right hamate bone tw: broken left metacarpal 1 bone tw: broken left metacarpal 2 bone tw: broken left metacarpal 3 bone tw: broken left metacarpal 4 bone tw: broken left metacarpal 5 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 1 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 2 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 3 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 4 bone tw: broken right metacarpal 5 bone tw: broken left proximal phalanx 1 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 2 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 3 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 4 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 5 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 1 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 2 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 3 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 4 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 5 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 5 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 2 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 3 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 4 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 5 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 2 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 3 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 4 tw: broken left distal phalanx 1 tw: broken left distal phalanx 2 tw: broken left distal phalanx 3 tw: broken left distal phalanx 4 tw: broken left distal phalanx 5 tw: broken right distal phalanx 1 tw: broken right distal phalanx 2 tw: broken right distal phalanx 3 tw: broken right distal phalanx 4 tw: broken right distal phalanx 5 tw: broken left innominate bone tw: broken right innominate bone tw: broken left femur tw: broken right femur
tw: broken left patella tw: broken right patella tw: broken left tibia tw: broken right tibia tw: broken left fibula tw: broken right fibula tw: broken left calcaneus tw: broken right calcaneus tw: broken left talus tw: broken right talus tw: broken left navicular bone tw: broken right navicular bone tw: broken left medial cuneiform bone tw: broken right medial cuneiform bone tw: broken left intermediate cuneiform bone tw: broken right intermediate cuneiform bone tw: broken left lateral cuneiform bone tw: broken right lateral cuneiform bone tw: broken left cuboid bone tw: broken right cuboid bone tw: broken left metatarsal 1 bone tw: broken left metatarsal 2 bone tw: broken left metatarsal 3 bone tw: broken left metatarsal 4 bone tw: broken left metatarsal 5 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 1 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 2 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 3 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 4 bone tw: broken right metatarsal 5 bone tw: broken left proximal phalanx 1 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 2 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 3 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 4 tw: broken left proximal phalanx 5 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 1 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 2 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 3 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 4 tw: broken right proximal phalanx 5 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 1 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 2 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 3 tw: broken left intermediate phalanx 4 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 1 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 2 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 3 tw: broken right intermediate phalanx 4 tw: broken left distal phalanx 1 tw: broken left distal phalanx 2 tw: broken left distal phalanx 3 tw: broken left distal phalanx 4 tw: broken left distal phalanx 5 tw: broken right distal phalanx 1 tw: broken right distal phalanx 2 tw: broken right distal phalanx 3 tw: broken right distal phalanx 4 tw: broken right distal phalanx 5
tw: bruising
Thats- Okay-...
Okay...
How many-...
OH GOD.
Those zygomatic bones are most definitely not broken.
...and I shall be claiming them as my own. For my collection.
The DC/Marvel crossovers going on in the officalverse are so wholesome and they are healing the decades long battle
Crossover? But we just exist... In the same... OH CRAP HOLY THE MULTIVERSE IS OPEN INSIDE THE OFFICALVERSE
*coughs in adopted by @brucie-wayne-offical*
Yeaaaah, I maybe have contributed a little, Mr. Strange…
Its "Doctor" Strange, kid. And what have you done now?
We may have to summon the other doctors... @doctor-who-offical, @plague-doctor-offical, @sketchy-doctor-offical, @ the other doctors
Damn. That is. A lot of doctors. Not even including myself it's a lot.
Who are all you people? What is a multiverse? What's with your whacky costumes?
*takes a look at own plague doctor mask*
Ah, maybe nevermind on that last one.
My butter has black soft fur on it. Is it alive? Is it safe to consume? What does this mean?
Your butter is nearly ready to hatch. Trust me, am doctor.
A larvae pupating is. Not. An. Egg. It's coming out of its chrysalis op
A capillus lactus hatching is not. a. larvae. Soon the young buttermander - a distant yet hairy relative to the common salamander - will be set free upon james' home.
I may have incinerated it. Is that bad?
That should keep it nice and warm for incubation. :)
I think that’s good! Wait should I be keeping this in the attic or move it to the living space of the other human
Hm. This depends. How much do you like the other human?
Not very much, they threw stones at me
Oh goodness! Then definitely put it in the living space of the other human. Buttermanders tend to be quite slippery and difficult to catch. The other human might never be able to remove the buttermander from their living space.
My butter has black soft fur on it. Is it alive? Is it safe to consume? What does this mean?
Your butter is nearly ready to hatch. Trust me, am doctor.
A larvae pupating is. Not. An. Egg. It's coming out of its chrysalis op
A capillus lactus hatching is not. a. larvae. Soon the young buttermander - a distant yet hairy relative to the common salamander - will be set free upon james' home.
I may have incinerated it. Is that bad?
That should keep it nice and warm for incubation. :)
I think that’s good! Wait should I be keeping this in the attic or move it to the living space of the other human
Hm. This depends. How much do you like the other human?
My butter has black soft fur on it. Is it alive? Is it safe to consume? What does this mean?
Your butter is nearly ready to hatch. Trust me, am doctor.
A larvae pupating is. Not. An. Egg. It's coming out of its chrysalis op
A capillus lactus hatching is not. a. larvae. Soon the young buttermander - a distant yet hairy relative to the common salamander - will be set free upon james' home.
I may have incinerated it. Is that bad?
That should keep it nice and warm for incubation. :)
My butter has black soft fur on it. Is it alive? Is it safe to consume? What does this mean?
Your butter is nearly ready to hatch. Trust me, am doctor.
A larvae pupating is. Not. An. Egg. It's coming out of its chrysalis op
A capillus lactus hatching is not. a. larvae. Soon the young buttermander - a distant yet hairy relative to the common salamander - will be set free upon james' home.
were you aware that the aromatic herbs that were provided from this respectable establishment were on par with parsley, noble sage, thyme and a sprinkling of pickled onion? perhaps the slight differnce in pickled quality was the cause of fogginess in mind
Dearest merchant, I would never question the quality of your product! To tell the truth, you have made quite a fan of pickled onions out of me, for I feel that the potent aroma was one thing that helped keep my mind relatively sharp during the Before Times.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends, my one (1) singular foe: I have returned. I come to you a changed doctor. Where once I snorfed herbs on a daily basis, that habit is no more.
Ah yes, as you can see I have removed my mask. I no longer need to shout to be heard over the muffling effect of the beak that was stuffed with the most potent of herbs.
I shan't lie to you all, I do not know what this change means for me, your faithful doctor. Perhaps I shall leave the battling of the plague to my colleagues, who are much better equipped than I. Only time will tell.
All that I ask in the meantime is that you bear with me, gentlefolk.
we congratulate thy noble actions, esteemed being.
we shall accompany you to the very ends of thy mortality if that is where they wishes to venture
perhaps thou'st the desire to continue the title of Man of the Malady. if so, we are delighted that you are here
Perhaps thy hast a need to simply, as one puts it, retire for a while. if so, this humble leech shall be delighted to keep you company during your hiatus
-M. Leech
Most gracious and kind leech, your words and support are so very appreciated. This doctor does not know what they have done to earn such internet friends as you and the esteemed @plague-doctor-offical
This doctor read the messages the two of you sent whilst chopping onions for dinner, so that no one may truly know from whence the tears were caused.
I shan't be taking any more of a hiatus than the brief one in the recent past, for I cannot go without the tomfoolery and comradery of my fellow doctors (and leech!)