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Malarkyyy

@malarkyyy

he/him | i like comics (and other stuff)
college student | infrequent artist

In my mind what Spock calls Kirk works something like

  • "Captain" : professional detachment. We are At Work. I am in control of my emotions. I'm being so normal right now
  • "Jim" : personal fondness. Open affection. I consider you a dear friend and companion outside of your role on this ship
  • "Captain" : profession of undying loyalty and devotion. I would follow you anywhere. My one true place in this universe is by your side. Unbelievably Horny

Let's not forget, additionally:

  • "Captain" : I have been calling you this for so long that it's become a pet name. Term of endearment. Playful by Vulcan standards especially if off-duty or, like, not even currently holding that rank
  • "My Captain" : Somehow Even Hornier

And on the other side of the equation we can just rank every time Kirk says "Spock" on a scale of how wistfully he's sighing it

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

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scott it’s me professor x . you have to go to fortnite. with your eye lasers. i don’t care that they’re not lasers. who cares that they’re portals that’s fucking stupid scott. kill people in fornite for me . ok

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy

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This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

Ik I probably shouldn’t waste my time arguing w/ them on the internet but I just hate transandrobros so much

Fuck you. -> Scream7

#BoycottScream7
#FreePalestine🇵🇸

Instead of buying a ticket for a film that punishes people for speaking truth, use that same money to defend life — real, innocent life.

My children in Gaza are not characters in a story; they are children who dream, laugh, and tremble under the sound of bombs. Every time you choose silence, they grow closer to becoming forgotten. Choose courage instead. Choose humanity. Support those who refuse to be silenced. . support us.

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