Epic pals!

Got tired of seeing yandere x readers and non cons. I rarely see fluff on epic the musical x readers. And if I do come across one, I'm severely grateful for it. So I just got fluff and memes. Just softness. And a tiny bit suggestive.

Edit: Thought I could add an intro to this!

Hi! I'm Allin! I'm 23. I am an aroace genderfluid. I don't care what you refer to me as just as long as you stay respectful.

I am a multishipper and a sharing yumeshipper!

Fandoms I'm in right now: Epic the Musical, Skyrim, and Pressure

You can find my other accounts here: @skyrimpals @pressurepals

If you have a specific character you want me to make an incorrect quote for, just let me know!

I do character x character and character x you!

I will NOT be doing sharpwolf. I'm sorry but I despise that ship.

Another note. If you're a non-sharing yumeshipper and we have the same yume, feel free to block me if you're uncomfortable. I won't be offended! 🫶

Telemachus: Oh come on

Telemachus: You know how it works in my family bro-

Y/N: You had my dick in your mouth less than 20 minutes ago

Y/N: So don't you dare call me "bro"

You really live up to your name, huh? Cuz y'know. You're silly? Anyway- Haunt away, my silly friend!

No u 🫵

Athena: Would you like to color?

Telemachus: Athena, I'm a grown man

Telemachus: Of course I would love to color

Penelope: The stars are beautiful tonight, right?

Polites: Yeah

Penelope: You know what else is beautiful?

Penelope and Polites at the same time: Odysseus

*loud sounds of crashing, banging, pounding footsteps*

Telemachus: *appears in the doorway, stumbling, wearing light up shoes* I got new shoes

Awwww thank you! I'm glad I'm entertaining! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

Rel is the best everyone else sucks

Edit: @doodlealots REL I SWEAR. STOP MESSING WITH MY TUMBLR YOU FOOL.

Polites: You're my hero

Eurylochus: All I did was catch your food before it hit the floor

Polites: But you did it heroically

Odysseus: You would not believe how hungry I am

Odysseus: *eats food in two bites*

Eurylochus: Woah. Slow down, Odysseus. I've never seen you swallow anything so quickly.

Polites: I have

Odysseus: *chokes on his food*

Diomedes: Polites, you just made Odysseus choke

Polites: *smirks* Again, not the first time

Eurylochus: One meal. Just one meal without the two of you being like this.

That one headcanon where Telemachus is trans

Art by formerly human and Gigi

Y/N: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Diomedes: Marry me

Y/N: Can you cut me some slack, Diomedes? I’m sort of in love.

Diomedes: I’m sorry. But that’s really not my problem.

Y/N: I’m in love with you

Diomedes: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Diomedes: My hands are cold

Y/N: Here. Let me hold them.

Diomedes: My lips are cold too

Y/N: *covers Diomedes' mouth with her hand*

Diomedes: *comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in his and Y/N's bedroom*

Y/N: Honey. Are you...coming to bed?

Diomedes: No thank you. I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a wife.

Diomedes: *collapses and passes out on the floor*

Y/N: ...

Ah I'm sorry! The next ones are gonna female!