The Adventures of Zerum, Sebastian, and Y/N

I've come to find out that Zerum (the character) is both a self insert and an oc. And Wil (her friend) said she's uncomfortable with people shipping themselves with her character. Now I haven't seen Zerum speak up about it but I will take Wil's word on it and respect it. Therefore, all my Zerum x reader posts will be strictly platonic. I've deleted the romantic ones. Thank you for your time. Have a good day/night. (❁´◡`❁)

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when people say "I hate Zerum" or "I hate fishbun" on a Zerum or fishbun related post? Like, yes, we get it. You don't like it. You don't have to like it. But do you have to comment it on every post about them?? Commenting makes them pop up more!

Throwback to that one time someone asked if Sebastian would listen to Tyler the Creator and someone went "Are you insane?? He has a wife!" I still think it's funny. Like oh well, he can't listen to music. He has a wife. 🤷‍♂️

Does anyone else get annoyed when people say: "Oh well if you didn't want Sebastian to be simped over, you shouldn't have put him in the game-" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP PLEASE SHUT UP

Some of you guys didn't do your research and it shows. It's been a year and you're still petty about someone's oc/self insert being in the game?? As said so many times before, Zerum doesn't care about self shipping. Her and Zeal just didn't want it in the discord server to avoid nsfw and shipping discourse. Most of you took "Hey can you not self ship here?" as "You can't self ship anywhere I forbid it" for some odd reason. She never said you couldn't self ship anywhere else. And yes, Zerum is technically Sebastian's creator. Without her, he wouldn't exist. When she said Sebastian fans would "cope" she only meant she was gonna continue doing what she wanted with her character despite the hate considering Sebastian is hers. No. She didn't add the ring to piss people off. Zeal added it because he thought it was cute. No. She didn't change Sebastian's lore. That was Zeal. He was always supposed to be like that. And Zeal thought it'd be funny if he was mean to the player. Do me a favor and stop blaming Zerum for everything. Stop being petty. It's a fictional fish. Grow the hell up. If you can't handle a fictional character being married, then you're childish.

Zerum: Can you call the others? They're not listening to me.

Sebastian: I'm not their mom

Zerum: Just do it

Sebastian: *to the others* Ok, everyone! Line up! We're going back to our rooms!

Y/N and the rest of the experiments: *immediately following like ducklings*

Zerum:

Sebastian: no NO LISTEN. I'M NOT THEIR-

Sebastian: *sleeping*

Zerum, NSIF, and Painter: *about to play cards*

Sebastian: *starts mumbling in sleep*

Zerum: *gestures for them to be quiet*

Sebastian: Go on, Y/N...you can jump...it's only thirty stories...

Look what @avianrel made for me! :D

Painter: Y/N, can you pass the sugar?

Y/N: *hands over Zerum*

Painter: Uh...what about the salt?

Y/N: *(somehow) tosses Sebastian over the table*

Y/N: How dumb do they think we are?

Sebastian: Sometimes Zerum leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list

Guys @avianrel is the best brother ever go follow him- Totally not @avianrel

(If both of Sebastian's parents were dead and he didn't have any siblings)

Zerum: What about your family?

Sebastian: Don't have one

Zerum: Oh

Sebastian: Only child. My parents are dead.

Zerum: All of them?

Sebastian: Well there was only two of them

@avianrel 's idea to post this

*before Zerum and Sebastian got together*

Y/N: You're only gonna catch feelings and get hurt

Zerum: But he's so funny

Y/N: Ok. So are clowns.

Y/N: Do you see me texting chuck e cheese everyday?

*Based on a conversation with me and my brother*

*This is for the Painter lovers*

Y/N: *talking about Painter* He'll be sleeping with me (actually sleeping)

Sebastian: You mean you'll be sleeping with him?

Y/N: No. I'll be in his bed first. In his...bedroom...

Sebastian: Yeah. It's his bedroom.

Y/N: ...why do you always outsmart me like this?

Sebastian: *laughs*

Y/N: You make me smartless

Sebastian: "smartless"