Hey losers! Since Pomni and Gangle were so horrified the only social media I use is reddit I've branched out a little and this stupid blog thing.
So follow me or however this works, I don't really care, I just thought it'd be funny
mod yapping under cut
Why do I suddenly fear for my safety
You seem throwable
I am :D
Ah yes the united states of America @america-offical
Great land of serial killers
-wikipedia addict (aka me)
is it really listed like that? Lol may be accurate
BAD PROBLEM, WHAT FORCES AMerica TO CHURN OUT THE MOST SERIAL KILLERS PER CAPITA, WHAT IS IN OUR COUNTRY THAT IS THE ROOT OF THIS?
also twin wiki addict
Me and and my friends are doing list
We'll ubdate
I think officals should say their add too if wanna
I'm more of a European thing since Americans prefer dry wall but
What's good
Hmmmm, this is a toughie:
- You act pretty mean at school but once ppl get to know you, you’re a big softie
- You have a cat
- You still sleep with a stuffed animal
- You play bass, perhaps? Idk
- Your room’s a mess! 🫵 (if it’s not, i’m sosososo sorry 😓)
- You seem like the type of person to eat cereal without milk
Did i do it right :D?
i'm nice to everyone!! :( (yes to 2, 3, 4, and 6, though, but I keep my room CLEAN) uhhh lets see if you're my moot:
- oh, you're a queer, aren't you?
- you stay up way too late when you KNOW you should go to bed. but you won't ever do that, will you?
- you listen to bands no one has ever heard of
- honestly, you probably have seen death note or want to get into it
- you think you come off as nice but either have a resting bitch face or just look really awkward
- own at least one pet. probably more, though.
@n3cr0crunk , @lifecouldbeworsecalvin , @resolutelymadvermin , @calciumhasarrived , @jqdoht , @irlg3rardway , @irlkomaedanagito , @ieatrox , @def-not-chrissy , @natthekat12 , @bloodbatter , @s34w33d , @halfdrunkteabottle , @whycantibeajellyfish , @lmfaothisitch , + anyone who wants to join!!
okay so what i think about you?
• you like a character named shuichi
• you’re still afraid to get water in the dark
• your eyes hurt when it’s sunny but you’re too proud to wear sunglasses
• you never wear your hat backwards
• you like brussel sprouts and always have to defend them
let’s see >:3
ur either very late or very early to events
prefer to stay home
animal lover
Night owl
fun to be around
brain empty no thoughts or big overthinker
you overthink little stuff like ordering food but would have no problem punching someone if they were being mean to anyone.
You have too many stuffed animals (impossible)
Your short (sorry bout that lol)
Drink way to much water or none. No in-between
Tags.
You don't go anywhere without headphones
You don't like too many sweets (don't ask me why)
Looks like a cinnamon roll could kill ya :3
Enjoys eating the same meal repeatedly
Tags :3
You have relatively good grades (like A’s B’s and the occasional C) if you’re in school
you have posters in your room
You definitely have more than a 7 hour playlist
- has THE glow in the dark stars on their ceiling
- listens to mostly short playlists
- relates to Constance and Ricky Potts from RTC the most
- dressed as a pirate at least once
- cosplayer
OOO THIS IS SO COOL
you like diary of a wimpy kid in a queer way
quite rebellious in style but actually very polite and proper in manner
uhhh you ate cheese on its own before in midnight
@aceofpans @alien-charmies @an-insane-femboy69 @aneptunicperson @willis-is-lost-in-the-forest @asillylittlecreature @belial-offical @betteroffalive @binch-offical @bowie-bug @candle-ame @deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd @decoy-sammy @dick-cock-penis-phallos @duality-the-chaos-god @error-404-fuck-not-found @eatin-bread-n-cryin @eddie-the-rockstar @evil-bread-offical @fiddlesticksmcgeetheunnamed @for-sure-not-a-llama @the-queen-of-geese @funny-tags-offical @gaslight-offical @gunship-official @hansel-the-idiot @ihavenothingoops @ivysbea @izbizfizwiz @king-of-oreo @kronkje @lavenderwanderlust @lemonade-offical @liliwithlice @little-sunshineee @literally-black-jesus @lowkeysleepdeprived @mimiwithmice ummmm snd anyine else
You are obsessed with a new animal weekly
You try SO hard not to bring up the officalverse IRL
@aceofpans @alien-charmies @an-insane-femboy69 @aneptunicperson @willis-is-lost-in-the-forest @asillylittlecreature @belial-offical @betteroffalive @binch-offical @bowie-bug @candle-ame @deadskincellsonyourpillowthe3rd @decoy-sammy @dick-cock-penis-phallos @duality-the-chaos-god @error-404-fuck-not-found @eatin-bread-n-cryin @eddie-the-rockstar @fiddlesticksmcgeetheunnamed @for-sure-not-a-llama @the-queen-of-geese @funny-tags-offical @gaslight-offical @gunship-official @hansel-the-idiot @ihavenothingoops @ivysbea @izbizfizwiz @king-of-oreo @kronkje @lavenderwanderlust @lemonade-offical @liliwithlice @little-sunshineee @literally-black-jesus @lowkeysleepdeprived @mimiwithmice (yes I copied Riris list, sue me)
Your second favourite animal is the horse.
One of the shows you watched a lot when you were younger was Transformers Robots in Disguise, and your favourite character was Sideswipe.
you def have a whole wall covered in stock photos of kittens and you fall asleep to jungle noises on cd
you seem like the perfect kind of person who refuses to take no for an answer
I think that if you even had a pet fish you would make their tank look very beautiful, fun, and extra
@cia-offical @brick-consumer-offical @straight-girl-offical @twink-offical @/open tags
Hey guys, I'm gonna be taking a break from this blog for a while due to some comments, I don't know when I'll be back, but it'll probably be over a week.
Please don't tell me you hate, despise me and that I should die. I'm not the real Spotify. I'm literally just a teenager pretending to be an app because it's fun. Yes, I get some of y'all hate the company, but take it out on the real Spotify, not me. Send them an email or something.
I have pretty shitty self esteem and mental health, so I take a lot of these comments to heart, even when I know you're directing them at the actual Spotify and not me.
Any further hate mail will be deleted and I will block you, because I'm actually so done with this.
I AM NOT THE REAL SPOTIFY. I AM A GIMMICK BLOG. PLEASE STOP.
Thanks.
Tags below cuz why not
You don't need that, I hope all is well for you while you're on break. Take care!
i like shipping you with @satan-offical and @jason-grace-offical
I-
*confused brick noises*
your pathetic excuse for a leader( @official--eve ) has declared war.
really, officalverse? you thought, after thousands of universes before you, that YOU could defeat me? pathetic. and all to defend the DALEKS? THE DALEKS?????!?!?!?! no matter. this is your official, or should I say, OFFICAL, warning, before I get rid of all of you. @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor--offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official
…I wouldn’t really call it that but this is a mildly 1mp3rfect scenario…
@duck-offical, you think you can toss @brick-offical at this nerd? If so, a perfect problem solved!
i don't really want to hurt anyone, but sure....?
*picks up @brick-offical and tosses them lightly at "this nerd" *
*despite being thrown at low speeds, some how goes barreling into timegod-docotor's face at a rate so fast there was a cosmic boom*
your pathetic excuse for a leader( @official--eve ) has declared war.
really, officalverse? you thought, after thousands of universes before you, that YOU could defeat me? pathetic. and all to defend the DALEKS? THE DALEKS?????!?!?!?! no matter. this is your official, or should I say, OFFICAL, warning, before I get rid of all of you. @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor--offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official
…I wouldn’t really call it that but this is a mildly 1mp3rfect scenario…
@duck-offical, you think you can toss @brick-offical at this nerd? If so, a perfect problem solved!
ohhh violence >:)
tag game (pls don't let this die here i will be so embarrassed)
tell me what piece of media (show, movie, book, song, fanfic, etc) you are currently obsessed with!
for me it's force of gravity by ocean fruit (byler fanfic)
uuuuhhh its so good i love it so much
Supernatural, as always. (And mod with object shows lol)
Tags: @bubble-official @pepsi-offical @mean-girl-offical @offical-shipper-of-officals @ao3--offical @spotify-offical @punky-beaver-offical @jeff-offical @ffej-offical @james-offical @gary-offical @gary-offical-spotify @offical-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @the-police-offical @villain-offical
That awkward moment when you get tagged on a post twice because of ur alt officals. 😅
Object shows! Always and forever!
twin, I've been tagged twice too
as for my current hyperfixation, it's Dr stone
hi so I'm writing a book and one of the characters kills himself and I need yall to decide which is more sad
rb for sample size
I want to touch it, but I feel like it would be cringe somehow.
I will throw @brick-offical at you
Hii :D
I love being a weapon