All things Evil, Wretched, or otherwise Sinister

What is a villain's favourite insect......

A weevil...

What's a villain's favourite snack...

What is a villain's favourite insect......

A weevil...

Lets go to @silly-little-arson-frog-offical house and steal their fridge

why would you hurt me in this way, my child

I need da snackies

fine, just don't eat the stuff in the blue bag

...bag?....bag of blue?..

did you eat it

Haha stew

Iz my breaky

Here, take this and eat it instead. I beg of you

I can't eat eggs no more. Besides the stew is delish

I got the skittles and gluten free Oreos… where are we going ..?

Umm...to..to @villain-offical we do game night

Game night is back on at TEA's HQ everyone

HEY OFFICIAL VERSE!

I need YOU 🫵

Yes 🫵🫵🫵YOU🫵🫵🫵

To tell me if you want to be in the official verse fanfic I’m writing, via vague and likely unserious request of fellow gimmick @sadgayboy-offical !!

And if you are telling me you want to be in it, you also can request any ships or non ships! (If you want to be cutesy with someone or want me to definitely not put you with anyone! Or something like that)

@no-one-offical could you do your thing and pass this to the rest of the official verse? Thx 🫶

if tea is OK with it could we be background characters like comic book villains in a newspaper

@supervillains-assistant-offical @hell-offical @supervillain-offical @villain-offical

Yeah I'm cool with it as long as I'm really cool and badass and awesome and evil and also I'm the main Villain and I also win in the end. Or is this like a coffee shop fic

Who's Diablo? Who's Ora? Who's Cai— wait no I know that one. Wish granting? Who are all these people. Are they Evil. Are the evil ones single perchance

Uh…

What.

Um. They’re gods.

Ora was single, pretty sure Ash was too, Ora was evil but she’s dead now. Ash too.

I don’t know about Diablo but I feel like he’s single. And they’re sort of evil? He’s a chaos god. I don’t know that much about him.

And yeah…Ash was a Wish Granter. When she-when she died she gave her power to Diablo.

Which he doesn’t seem happy about because it’s responsibility.

Ugh, preachhh. Responsibility sucks. That's why I'm evil. And I do also love chaos and murder and human flesh too those are another few reasons ☝️

Um. Okay…?

That-that’s interesting…

Don't act like that's weird Savi...

*quickly*

I wasn’t! Totally not…

*mutters*

You and Diablo would probably get along great.

So where is this Diablo anyway. I have a question for him

…

I don’t know where he lives! He just-like-appears? Look for red mist?

Why…?

( Diablo’s @ is @chaos-conjurer-offical )

Sooo is this kinda like a "he's always watching" typa deal or do you have to say something to summon him like a google assistant

Both? Neither? I don’t know! I just met the guy like a week ago!

( @villain-offical just wanted to make sure you saw this)

Hm. Weeelll I'm sure I'll figure it out. Anyway bye Savi

Leaves

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Lmfao

@villain-offical 🤣🤣🤣

I'M SCREAMINGG

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Who's Diablo? Who's Ora? Who's Cai— wait no I know that one. Wish granting? Who are all these people. Are they Evil. Are the evil ones single perchance

Uh…

What.

Um. They’re gods.

Ora was single, pretty sure Ash was too, Ora was evil but she’s dead now. Ash too.

I don’t know about Diablo but I feel like he’s single. And they’re sort of evil? He’s a chaos god. I don’t know that much about him.

And yeah…Ash was a Wish Granter. When she-when she died she gave her power to Diablo.

Which he doesn’t seem happy about because it’s responsibility.

Ugh, preachhh. Responsibility sucks. That's why I'm evil. And I do also love chaos and murder and human flesh too those are another few reasons ☝️

Um. Okay…?

That-that’s interesting…

Don't act like that's weird Savi...

*quickly*

I wasn’t! Totally not…

*mutters*

You and Diablo would probably get along great.

So where is this Diablo anyway. I have a question for him

…

I don’t know where he lives! He just-like-appears? Look for red mist?

Why…?

( Diablo’s @ is @chaos-conjurer-offical )

Sooo is this kinda like a "he's always watching" typa deal or do you have to say something to summon him like a google assistant

Both? Neither? I don’t know! I just met the guy like a week ago!

( @villain-offical just wanted to make sure you saw this)

Hm. Weeelll I'm sure I'll figure it out. Anyway bye Savi

Leaves

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Lmfao

@villain-offical 🤣🤣🤣

I'M SCREAMINGG

This years offical naughty and nice list will be decided by YOU!!!!! Reblog with someone you want on the naughty or nice list. Or else.

@not-really-a-conjunction @yourl0calqueer @kerokerrrokerroppi @ravenisherebbg @rubeelicious @jel-e-ton go on the nice list :3

YAY

@blu3berrypossums @idkwhatishouldputlmao should also go on the nice list <3

I'd keep an eye on Cosmos though, he keeps eating people's hair

Well don't I have one heck of a nice list for you Mr Santa

*inhales*

@sweetspiderparfait @justcallmedom31 @gl1tzygl0ck @will-soos @deadpanfriedpizza @no-one-offical @autistobrat @identitycroissant-tm @the-vampire-in-the-closet @princessnymphae @gayfurbyboi @raynilikescats @eyes-without-a-faceee @shenanigan42 @trinketcollectingcrow @imb0ring @akagicyrusl0vr69 @lovely-mosspatch @im-on-earth-dipshit @yourl0calqueer @rosemelodyshah @mx-capgras @imaproperstranger @toweird2benormal @bellabookworm @aviscerate @ian-is-shark-alien @sherlynsandra @xoxostarshine83 @smolpinkgremlin @hallucigenia-goat @prongsandpads @billiefan6 @named-after-a-planet @sweetspiderparfait @bob-413 @rabbithvn @barelyapersonatall @mx-capgras @moonchildsart @qwerty-sky @thatjunebuggus @heavykitty @imaproperstranger @littleltrs788 @gummyboy300 @yoinkysploinkymtf @anton-the-creature @weirdacelesbian @needfriendsblog @perfection-official @jimmiejammiethejam AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MOOTS I DIDN'T INCLUDE HERE GOOD GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY-

😮 me? ME??? POOKIE YOURE ALSO GOING ON THE NICE LIST RIGHT NEXT TOOOOO @toweird2benormal @jel-e-ton @named-after-a-planet @kerokerrrokerroppi @not-really-a-conjunction @yourl0calqueer @will-soos @will-wood-offical @villain-offical @supervillain-offical HAPPY CHIRSMAS EVERYBODY

Did you actually just put me on the nice list.

EVERYONE reading this is on the naughty list as payback. Everyone. 🫵

Who's Diablo? Who's Ora? Who's Cai— wait no I know that one. Wish granting? Who are all these people. Are they Evil. Are the evil ones single perchance

Uh…

What.

Um. They’re gods.

Ora was single, pretty sure Ash was too, Ora was evil but she’s dead now. Ash too.

I don’t know about Diablo but I feel like he’s single. And they’re sort of evil? He’s a chaos god. I don’t know that much about him.

And yeah…Ash was a Wish Granter. When she-when she died she gave her power to Diablo.

Which he doesn’t seem happy about because it’s responsibility.

Ugh, preachhh. Responsibility sucks. That's why I'm evil. And I do also love chaos and murder and human flesh too those are another few reasons ☝️

Um. Okay…?

That-that’s interesting…

Don't act like that's weird Savi...

*quickly*

I wasn’t! Totally not…

*mutters*

You and Diablo would probably get along great.

So where is this Diablo anyway. I have a question for him

…

I don’t know where he lives! He just-like-appears? Look for red mist?

Why…?

( Diablo’s @ is @chaos-conjurer-offical )

Sooo is this kinda like a "he's always watching" typa deal or do you have to say something to summon him like a google assistant

Both? Neither? I don’t know! I just met the guy like a week ago!

( @villain-offical just wanted to make sure you saw this)

Hm. Weeelll I'm sure I'll figure it out. Anyway bye Savi

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You all I’m almost at 300 followers! What should I do when I actually get to 300?

*the Sacred Twinkity is pineapple pizza with Nutella, jelly beans, edible glitter and I think maybe hot sauce? Not sure about the hot sauce. @hell-offical does it have hot sauce now?

Tagging to get all of your opinions on this @cia-offical @villain-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @superhero-offical @the-pineapple-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @pizza-offical @sacred-twinkity-offical @landp-offical @tophat-offical @holyspiritoffical

(OOC) WOOOO HELL YEAH!!!!

You should do both. Definitely do both. But mostly make a sacred twinkity that's the most important one

Who's Diablo? Who's Ora? Who's Cai— wait no I know that one. Wish granting? Who are all these people. Are they Evil. Are the evil ones single perchance

Uh…

What.

Um. They’re gods.

Ora was single, pretty sure Ash was too, Ora was evil but she’s dead now. Ash too.

I don’t know about Diablo but I feel like he’s single. And they’re sort of evil? He’s a chaos god. I don’t know that much about him.

And yeah…Ash was a Wish Granter. When she-when she died she gave her power to Diablo.

Which he doesn’t seem happy about because it’s responsibility.

Ugh, preachhh. Responsibility sucks. That's why I'm evil. And I do also love chaos and murder and human flesh too those are another few reasons ☝️

Um. Okay…?

That-that’s interesting…

Don't act like that's weird Savi...

*quickly*

I wasn’t! Totally not…

*mutters*

You and Diablo would probably get along great.

So where is this Diablo anyway. I have a question for him

…

I don’t know where he lives! He just-like-appears? Look for red mist?

Why…?

( Diablo’s @ is @chaos-conjurer-offical )

Sooo is this kinda like a "he's always watching" typa deal or do you have to say something to summon him like a google assistant

Who's Diablo? Who's Ora? Who's Cai— wait no I know that one. Wish granting? Who are all these people. Are they Evil. Are the evil ones single perchance

Uh…

What.

Um. They’re gods.

Ora was single, pretty sure Ash was too, Ora was evil but she’s dead now. Ash too.

I don’t know about Diablo but I feel like he’s single. And they’re sort of evil? He’s a chaos god. I don’t know that much about him.

And yeah…Ash was a Wish Granter. When she-when she died she gave her power to Diablo.

Which he doesn’t seem happy about because it’s responsibility.

Ugh, preachhh. Responsibility sucks. That's why I'm evil. And I do also love chaos and murder and human flesh too those are another few reasons ☝️

Um. Okay…?

That-that’s interesting…

Don't act like that's weird Savi...

*quickly*

I wasn’t! Totally not…

*mutters*

You and Diablo would probably get along great.

So where is this Diablo anyway. I have a question for him