I genuinely can’t tell if this is funny or not, but, my take on the day 1 executive orders:
conservative “stop making the other side look cool as fuck” challenge failed again
of all the fall out boy lyrics parallels this is the one that haunts me
Dickens’s son can’t find anything to cook his soup in
call that Plorn without pot
notemily asked:
I was gonna say I'm a dreamfucker in your inbox but I have decided not to apply that word to myself in case people get the idea that I actually in real life literally want to fuck him and not just like... metaphorically? alternate universely? spiritually? I think he's hot but I'm also ace and old is what I'm saying
pseudosequel-deactivated2023112 answered:
you’re a dreamfucker in spirit, not in practice!
non-practicing dreamfucker, but I still celebrate the holidays
What are the dreamfucker holidays?
August 12th, October 2nd, and whenever Dream uploads new pics or videos. in addition, dreamfuckers may optionally celebrate the dnf holidays, which include a week-long festival in mid-June.
god help the interesting usernames you put on this earth to be weird tumblr blogs are being taken by pornbots
Anonymous asked:
saw your tags on the us dnf real poll anyway you are willing to share some of your notes scenarios with us?
Oh it’s not that interesting, the upshot is IF they are together right now, I think they got together sometime in January, because that’s when the Kiss Snap, the chains, and Dream’s “my boyfriend uses this app” tweet all happened within like a day of each other, plus George’s behavior on the Botez stream a week later. Oh, and in between those was the snap with the (possibly) occupied bed behind Dream and (possibly) George’s t-shirt on the floor.
There’s a theory going around Tumblr that they got together between the post-hospital thing and the Christmas stream so I have that possibility written down as well. Definitely their behavior underwent a major change at that time - Dream is much more comfortable with touching George on the Christmas stream and his flirting ramps up too. But because of that clip of their hands touching, I don’t think they were already together at that point. That seems to me like something you do with your crush, not your boyfriend.
But also I could be wrong about literally everything, we know so little for sure. It’s very possible that one or both of them isn’t comfortable enough with their feelings to act on them, or that they’re both waiting for each other to make a move, or that literally everything is For The Cameras and actually George is straight and just plays a closeted gay dude on TV. I don’t think that last one is likely. But there are a million reasons why they might not be together despite having feelings for each other, because feelings are only one of the things needed for a relationship. And like, internalized homophobia is a hell of a drug.
In case you wanted to know how the demise of Verification over on Twitter was going
It’s been two months since I posted this and the replies/tags fall into the following categories:
Me @ Pete Wentz right now:
this is way too good a name to be a pornbot
Hey since it’s the Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May, here’s my favorite reading order for the Discworld books, the point of which is to read everything you need to read before you read Night Watch, which is the best one:
(I basically stole this reading order from someone’s website. Thank you, person with a website.)
At that point you will probably have a pretty good idea of whether or not you want to read all the other Discworld books. I highly recommend the Witches subseries, which have a reading order as well:
Then there are a bunch of other books, some of which are (loosely) connected, and the Rincewind books, which IMO are the weakest link in the Discworld (although I do enjoy Interesting Times, because of the China jokes).
There were also like twelve other books published after Night Watch, and they’re still great - Monstrous Regiment is probably my fave of those - but I do think Night Watch was the peak of the Discworld series. After so many relatively self-contained books and so much humor, I don’t think anyone was quite expecting such a rich chapter of Vimes’s story that also punches you right in the feels. It’s so good, y'all.
As always, it’s dangerous to go alone, so take the Annotated Pratchett File with you.
So are they just doing the whole album in order? Because that would be awesome, but on the other hand it’s going to take forever to get to “What a Time to Be Alive”