BADASS AWESOME AS FUCK FIRE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alright all of the main plot is uploaded to ao3, next ill get the thief branch and the dragon branch posted

https://archiveofourown.org/works/69208326?view_full_work=true

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70346261

dragon digression

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70348201

knight digression

all future writing posts on this blog will be tagged with #my writing, all princessfic posts will be tagged with #princessfic, dragon digression is #digression 1, main plot is #main plot digression, knight digression is #digression 2.

#canon or #non-canon side material (non digression) will be tagged accordingly

all princessgame posts (website coming soon) will be tagged with #princessgame, read the first page here. there we go. thats all my work

If I could cast spells or do high level dragon magic I would straight up just start torturing the fuck out of people for no reason. Like who gaf. Thats an ant. Youre asking me to cry over an ant. Fuck off I'm trapping you in an eternal hell dimension that exists only within your mind and feels like it lasts infinities despite the fact that it only lasts like a week until you die of hunger or thirst

okay like power corrupts but it's like not supposed to kick in that fast it's like a gradual decline what the hell you're already at the wishmaster phase come on

Not even about power I was totally chill before I got corrupted by people being to qnnoying. Like if theres an ant or two in ur house who gaf. But like. 300? And theyre all biting at you? Yeah fuck it. Start torturing

autogynefeld: and whats the deal with airplanegirls

The self-concious dragongirl would like to know if you think her breath attack is badass

not everyone can be fatalis right away, sweetie. you're still charring them to a crisp, so clearly it must be badass

its so hard being newly hatched sometimes

If you see me in a dungeon just turn around and never look back. I gaurantee you nothing in my hoard is even worth it. And I don't want to deal with fighting a bunch of the most obnoxious people on earth (high level adventurers). Please just do us both a favor and like. Go kill a powerful lich or something. Yeah. Go find the ancient lich's evil phylactery. Yeah. Deal with undead or something. Just go home. Just. Go home. Sigh

The more I rotate it in my mind the more I realize any fantasy game (tabletop ESPECIALLY) from the perspective of a boss monster must really fucking suck. The average dnd character is like. The Worst Dude. Imagine having to deal with a full squad of The Worst Dude every week trying to kill you. Its not every week of course, probably years in between guys coming at you, but to a creature that lives for thousands of years it must feel like its every other day!!!! Wow that sucks so hard

You guys really wanna make the dragon bit permanent huh. No understanding of boundaries, not even one! Not one understanding! No concept. This is why you all have to deal with dragon bit forever now. Dragon eternal. You did this to yourselves. Raaaaah.

There will be NO milf dragon. NO sexy dragon babe. NONE of that. Only BIG RED EVIL FIRE DRAGON. And even if you are still attracted to that, ASEXUAL EVIL RED FIRE DRAGON. You get NOTHING. EXCEPT FIRE. LOTS OF FIRE ATTACK.