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Reblogged env0
adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm
Reblogged sentimentalslut
Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place
Reblogged gengario
I don't know whether any of you guys have looked outside lately but it's leaves as hell out there
Reblogged homojexual
"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later
Reblogged warriorofdune
thinking about this quote lately—
Reblogged northernweird
Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:
- You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing
- It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables
- The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong
- The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting
- Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off
- Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute
- Magic
- the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.
Reblogged brinnanza
the whole thing about sharing beds with romantic partners seems so annoying and I do not understand it at all but I must admit the utility of having someone close at hand when you're feeling h-o-t-t-o-g-o and down to clown. like at least that part seems convenient. everything else is a shitshow.
I have oft noted that it's basically impossible to say "I don't get bed sharing, seems unpleasant" without people assuming that I just need to be convinced of the importance of cuddles or whatever. extremely tedious shit.
Just each get separate blankets and burrito up next to each other (not even touching). That way you can both thermoregulate or rotate like a gas station hot dog all night without bothering each other.
If you /are/ someone who likes to snuggle you can overlap your blankets and link up until it gets tiresome, then just yoink your blanket back and call it good. You don't have to get up and get cold to get your personal space back : )
Reblogged omtai
doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house
Reblogged pleaseburger
wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum
Reblogged hungwy
Labubu died this morning from swallow too much air. He was 3 seconds old
Reblogged homojexual
everybody shut up and look at my favourite anatolian hieroglyph
it's the L9/L444 sign and it means embraced or beloved