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i usually love diana/47 as a forming relationship but there’s a universe that exists in the corner of my mind where diana and 47 have been married for like 15 years
i imagine it’s like after they “adopt” victoria and realize it’s a lot easier to just get married than stare at each other like love-struck teenagers but it makes the events of world of assassination so much funnier. 47’s already such a wife-guy imagine if he was actually married
grey: diana drags you around like a dog
47: what if i like it here
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Some more Noire 47 in the Marrakesh map
For @cicaklah <3
help I’m dying
When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead.
The story of this is fascinating and hilarious.
So this is, obviously, Hitman. And in Hitman you can pick up objects and throw them to cause a noise distraction. But you can also throw them at a person to sneakily take them out, particularly if the object is bladed/sharp or heavy. Now, the thrown weapon is programmed to home in on the target, but it normally moves so fast and the target so slowly that it makes no difference. Enter the briefcase. Intended for discreetly carrying weapons, but because of the briefcase’s size and bulk, it can be thrown, it has a much slower flight speed than, say, a knife or a screwdriver. But this meant that people noticed the trick, because they finally found a weapon that flies slowly enough to turn in mid-air. The devs patched this out of later games, the fans revolted - they wanted the janky homing briefcase.
Now we come to Hitman 2 (2019). The devs, as a joke, added a special variant of the briefcase to the game. So now, not only was there the ordinary briefcase, but a special version of the briefcase with minimum flight speed and perfect homing. Combine that with the one point in the game where a target can out-manoeuvre the inexorable march of the slow, flying suitcase, and you get one of the funniest gifs in modern gaming
I’m sitting here at my desk screaming “TAKE HIM OUT! TAKE HIM OUT, BRIEFCASE!”
I’m sitting here at
my desk screaming “TAKE HIM OUT!
TAKE HIM OUT, BRIEFCASE!”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Source: haloinfinite
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just somethin silly I had sitting in my WIP folder for a while now. couldn't really do what I initially wanted with it, so I eventually just went with this black and white manga look instead :0
love the ducky sweater so much xD so of course I had to draw another chibi 47 to pay homage to one of my fave outfits in Hitman lol
please do not repost. also on deviantart
Source: pekoeboo
God it would rule to be an early 70s hitman, cruising up to the location in my black 1965 Lincoln Continental, getting out, black suit, sunglasses on a cloudy day, walking to the back to retrieve the briefcase with my disassembled rifle before heading inside to the vantage point. No expression, fully dead inside. The dream.
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47 your target is an oil magnate by the name of RuPaul
Sashay Away:
- Escape the area in drag
Death Drop:
- Kill RuPaul by sabotaging the stage
The Slay Button:
- Kill RuPaul by detonating his smartphone battery
chai-spiciest
Oh No She Better Don’t
• Kill RuPaul in a way that frames Michelle Visage
Don’t. Fuck. It. Up.
• Kill RuPaul without being seen
Mathu’s Revenge
• Kill RuPaul in his dressing room
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You’ve given me too much to feel.
You’ve almost convinced me I’m real.