Retrospective: Fright Knight
“Well! That was stupid,” said Sam.
“I hate rhymes,” said Danny. “I’ve decided.”
“You hate rhymes,” repeated Sam. “There isn’t anything or anyone you hate more right now? Are you sure?”
“If I think about it too hard, I’ll throw up, so, yeah. All my hate is on rhymes.”
“I don’t know what you're so upset about,” said Tucker. “You eat worse stuff all the time.”
Both Danny and Sam stopped dead on the sidewalk. It took Tucker a second to notice and slow down.
“Listen,” said Sam, “I know you don’t like my food, but nothing I've given either of you is worse than Dash's underwear.”
“Agree to disagree, Sam, but I was talking about Danny's milkshakes.”
“Oh my gosh, can you leave off my milkshakes? They're normal.”
“Are they, though?” asked Sam, making a face.
Danny stared at her. “Are you saying you think they’re worse than Dash’s literal underwear?”
“Yeah, no. The underwear is definitely worse. I still can’t believe you actually ate them.” She paused, leaning back suspiciously so she could squint down her nose at him. “Did you actually eat them?”
“Well,” said Danny, rocking back on his heels, “no.”
“I knew it,” said Tucker. “Even someone with your tastebuds would have to object to something like that.”
“I don’t want to hear that from someone who’s eaten raw meat in front of me.”
“Excuse you, steak tartare is a classic carnivore delight. And it’s better than being the guy who ate raw underwear in front of the whole school.”
“Faked eating raw underwear,” said Sam. “What did you do with it, anyway?”
Danny shrugged. “I phased it through me and into the bench.”
“Huh,” said Tucker. “That’s it?”
“I mean, it worked?” said Danny. “I didn’t have time to come up with anything complicated.”
“Do you think that the bits will stay in there forever, or fall out at some point?” asked Tucker.