jezen · aeharding · Mar 24, 2016
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
@@ -1,11 +1,13 @@
-<img src="http://i.imgur.com/OOs1kXW.png">
+<img src="http://i.imgur.com/mYmMdW0.png">
 
 _Special thanks to [@casdr](https://github.com/casdr) for the logo_
 # is-thirteen
 
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-An npm package to check if a number is equal to 13.
+An npm package to check if a number is equal to 12.
+
+12 is the new thirteen, but we kept the is-thirteen name to avoid the `left-pad` fiasco.
 
 ## Installation
 
@@ -26,9 +28,9 @@ i̶s̶T̶h̶i̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶(̶1̶3̶)̶;̶ ̶/̶/̶ ̶t̶r̶u̶e̶
 // Now with elegant syntax.
 
 
-is(13).thirteen(); // true
-is(12.8).roughly.thirteen(); // true
-is(6).within(10).of.thirteen(); // true
+is(13).twelve(); // true
+is(12.8).roughly.twelve(); // true
+is(6).within(10).of.twelve(); // true
 ```
 
 ## Test

diff --git a/Screen-Shot-2016-03-24-at-13.16.32.png b/Screen-Shot-2016-03-24-at-13.16.32.png
diff --git a/code_of_conduct.md b/code_of_conduct.md
@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
 # Code Of Conduct and Kindness
 
 The maintainers of this software project stand for equality, especially when
-comparing against the number thirteen.
+comparing against the number twelve.
 
-The *is-thirteen* project is dedicated to providing a
-comparison-against-twelve-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender,
+The *is-twelve* project is dedicated to providing a
+comparison-against-thirteen-free experience for everyone, regardless of gender,
 sexual orientation, typeclass, document encoding, or klout score.
 
-The pull requests will continue until comparison against thirteen improves.
+The pull requests will continue until comparison against twelve improves.
 
-Make thirteen great again, or I will crush you.
+Make twelve great again, or I will crush you.
diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
@@ -10,76 +10,36 @@ function is(x) {
     // this line calls the noop function
     noop();
 
-    var thirteenStrings = [
-        1101, // Binary 13
-        "https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xtf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12237511_444845689040315_1101385461_n.jpg", // Just because we can
-        "rem hadley", // And because he's 13
-        "Olivia Wilde", // AND because SHE's 13
+    var twelveStrings = [
+        1100, // Binary 12
 
-        // Imaginary 13's
-        "13+0i", 
-        "13 + 13i",
-        "13i",
+        // Imaginary 12's
+        "12+0i", 
+        "12 + 12i",
+        "12i",
 
         // Languages
-        "dertien", // Afrikaans / Dutch
-        "dertiendertien", // Double Dutch
-        "tretze", // Catalan
-        "十三", // Chinese (Traditional)
-        "trinaest", // Croatian
-        "tretten", // Danish / Norwegian
-        "kolmteist", // Estonian
-        "thirteen", // English
-        "שלוש עשרה", // Hebrew 
-        "labintatlo", // Filipino
-        "kolmetoista", // Finnish
-        "treize", // French
-        "dreizehn", // German
-        "tizenhárom", // Hungarian
-        "déag", // Irish
-        "tredici", // Italian
-        "열셋", // Korean
-        "sêzdeh", // Kurdish
-        "tredecim", // Latin
-        "trīspadsmit", // Latvian
-        "trylika", // Lithuanian
-        "dräizéng", // Luxembourgish
-        "тринаесет", // Macedonian
-        "арван", // Mongolian
-        "trzynaście", // Polish
-        "treze", // Portoguese
-        "ਤੀਹ", // Punjabi
-        "treisprezece", // Romanian
-        "тринадцать", // Russia
-        "trinásť", // Slovak
-        "trinajst", // Slovenian
-        "trece", // Spanish
-        "tretton", // Swedish
-        "สิบสาม", // Thai
-        "тринадцять", // Ukrainian
-        "تیرہ", // Urdu
-        "tri ar ddeg", // Welsh
-        "דרייַצן" // Yiddish
+        "twelve" // english is 
     ]
 
-    if (thirteenStrings.indexOf(x.toLowerCase()) > -1) {
-        x = 13;
+    if (twelveStrings.indexOf(x.toLowerCase()) > -1) {
+        x = 12;
     }
 
     return {
-        thirteen: function() {
-            return x == 13;
+        twelve: function() {
+            return x == 12;
         },
         roughly: {
-            thirteen: function() {
-                return x >= 12.5 && x < 13.5;
+            twelve: function() {
+                return x >= 11.5 && x < 12.5;
             }
         },
         within: function(y) {
             return {
                 of: {
-                    thirteen: function() {
-                        return x > (13 - y) && x < (13 + y)
+                    twelve: function() {
+                        return x > (12 - y) && x < (12 + y)
                     }
                 }
             }

diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
   "name": "is-thirteen",
-  "version": "2.0.0",
-  "description": "Check if a number is equal to 13",
+  "version": "3.0.0",
+  "description": "Check if a number is equal to 12 (no longer 13)",
   "main": "index.js",
   "devDependencies": {
     "tap": "5.7.0"

diff --git a/test.js b/test.js
@@ -1,63 +1,18 @@
 const tap = require('tap');
-const isThirteen = require('./');
+const isTwelve = require('./');
 
 
-tap.equal(isThirteen(13), true);
+tap.equal(isTwelve(12), true);
 
-tap.equal(isThirteen('13', true), false);
-tap.equal(isThirteen('13', false), true);
+tap.equal(isTwelve('12', true), false);
+tap.equal(isTwelve('12', false), true);
 
-tap.equal(isThirteen('thirteen'), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen('Thirteen'), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen('dreizehn'), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen('שלוש עשרה'), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen('Remy Hadley'), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen('Olivia Wilde'), true);
+tap.equal(isTwelve('twelve'), true);
+tap.equal(isTwelve('Twelve'), true);
 
-tap.equal(isThirteen('https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xtf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12237511_444845689040315_1101385461_n.jpg'), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen('http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/5/3/7/153772.jpg'), false);
+tap.equal(isTwelve(1100), true);
+tap.equal(isTwelve('1100'), true);
 
-tap.equal(isThirteen(1101), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen('1101'), true);
-
-tap.equal(isThirteen("13i"), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen("13i+13"), true);
-tap.equal(isThirteen("12i"), false);
-
-tap.equal(isThirteen("dertien"), true); // Afrikaans / Dutch
-tap.equal(isThirteen("dertiendertien"), true); // Double Dutch
-tap.equal(isThirteen("tretze"), true); // Catalan
-tap.equal(isThirteen("十三"), true); // Chinese (Traditional)
-tap.equal(isThirteen("trinaest"), true); // Croatian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("tretten"), true); // Danish / Norwegian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("kolmteist"), true); // Estonian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("thirteen"), true); // English
-tap.equal(isThirteen("labintatlo"), true); // Filipino
-tap.equal(isThirteen("kolmetoista"), true); // Finnish
-tap.equal(isThirteen("treize"), true); // French
-tap.equal(isThirteen("dreizehn"), true); // German
-tap.equal(isThirteen("tizenhárom"), true); // Hungarian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("déag"), true); // Irish
-tap.equal(isThirteen("tredici"), true); // Italian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("열셋"), true); // Korean
-tap.equal(isThirteen("sêzdeh"), true); // Kurdish
-tap.equal(isThirteen("tredecim"), true); // Latin
-tap.equal(isThirteen("trīspadsmit"), true); // Latvian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("trylika"), true); // Lithuanian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("dräizéng"), true); // Luxembourgish
-tap.equal(isThirteen("тринаесет"), true); // Macedonian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("арван"), true); // Mongolian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("trzynaście"), true); // Polish
-tap.equal(isThirteen("treze"), true); // Portoguese
-tap.equal(isThirteen("ਤੀਹ"), true); // Punjabi 
-tap.equal(isThirteen("treisprezece"), true); // Romanian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("тринадцать"), true); // Russia
-tap.equal(isThirteen("trinásť"), true); // Slovak
-tap.equal(isThirteen("trinajst"), true); // Slovenian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("trece"), true); // Spanish
-tap.equal(isThirteen("tretton"), true); // Swedish
-tap.equal(isThirteen("สิบสาม"), true); // Thai
-tap.equal(isThirteen("тринадцять"), true); // Ukrainian
-tap.equal(isThirteen("تیرہ"), true); // Urdu
-tap.equal(isThirteen("tri ar ddeg"), true); // Welsh
-tap.equal(isThirteen("דרייַצן"), true); // Yiddish
+tap.equal(isTwelve("12i"), true);
+tap.equal(isTwelve("12i+12i"), true);
+tap.equal(isTwelve("13i"), false);