// SPDX-License-Identifier: UNLICENSED
pragma solidity ^0.8.21;
/**
* @title Web3 Developer Profile
* @notice A representation of my skills and experience as a blockchain developer.
*/
contract BlockchainDeveloperProfile {
string public name = "Zoro";
string[] public expertise = [
"Solidity",
"Rust (for Solana)",
"Hardhat",
"Foundry",
"DeFi",
"NFTs (ERC-721, ERC-1155)",
"Web3.js/Ethers.js",
"Subgraphs",
"Layer 2 Solutions (Arbitrum, Optimism)"
];
uint256 public yearsOfExperience = 2;
uint256 public contractsDeployed = 50;
bool public openForCollabs = true;
mapping(string => bool) public achievements;
constructor() {
achievements["Built First DeFi Protocol"] = true;
achievements["Deployed Smart Contract on Mainnet"] = true;
achievements["Audited by a Third-Party Firm"] = true;
achievements["Integrated Chainlink Oracles"] = true;
achievements["Contributed to an Open-Source Protocol"] = true;
}
function getMotto() public pure returns(string memory) {
return "Building a decentralized future, one block at a time 🔥";
}
}🎯 CURRENT WORLD DOMINATION STATUS
Converting caffeine to code at light speed. Bending reality through algorithms. Auditing smart contracts to expose vulnerabilities. Making the impossible possible, one commit at a time.
💥 APOCALYPTIC PROJECT PORTFOLIO
🌐 METAVERSE DESTROYER
Decentralized Finance (DeFi) Protocol
💀 HELLISH FEATURES:
Automated Market Maker (AMM): Liquidity pools with dynamic fees.
Yield Farming Pools: Stake tokens to earn rewards.
DAO Integration: Governance tokens for community voting.
Oracle Integration: Using Chainlink for secure price feeds.
🔥 TECH STACK: Solidity, Hardhat, Ethers.js, The Graph, React
🚀 QUANTUM CHAT
Cross-Chain NFT Marketplace
💀 REALITY-BENDING FEATURES:
Cross-Chain Bridge: Transfer NFTs between Ethereum and Solana.
Royalty Enforcement: Automatically pays creators on secondary sales (EIP-2981).
Decentralized Escrow: Secure P2P trading with smart contracts.
Gas Optimization: Implemented gas-efficient token standards.
🔥 TECH STACK: Solidity, Rust (Anchor), Web3.js, React, IPFS
🛠️ WEAPONS OF MASS CREATION
💀 PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES & FRAMEWORKS I'VE MASTERED
🌟 LEGENDARY BLOCKCHAIN SPECIALIZATIONS
📊 LEGENDARY BATTLE STATISTICS FROM HELL
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🏆 TROPHIES OF DIGITAL DOMINATION
💀 CURRENT STREAK OF DESTRUCTION
🤝 JOIN THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION
🔥 LEGENDARY COLLABORATION OPPORTUNITIES:
| 💀 DECENTRALIZED PROTOCOLS | 🌟 SMART CONTRACT AUDITS | ⚡ WEB3 HACKATHONS |
| 🎓 BLOCKCHAIN MENTORSHIP | 🎤 CONFERENCE TAKEOVERS | 🚀 REALITY-BREAKING PROJECTS |
📡 SUMMON ME THROUGH THESE PORTALS:
⚡ WORDS OF A DIGITAL GOD ⚡
"I didn't choose the blockchain life, the blockchain life chose me. Now I bend decentralized reality to my will, one algorithm at a time. Mortals call it smart contract development, I call it digital sorcery."
🔥 LEGENDARY FUN FACTS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND 🔥
🎯 Fixed a critical bug in a DeFi protocol by sacrificing a cup of coffee
🚀 My smart contracts run so efficiently they generate negative gas fees
🧙♂️ Can write Solidity in my sleep (literally happened during a hackathon)
⚡ Coffee-to-code conversion rate: 1 drop = 1000 lines (of secure code)
🎮 My first program was a flash loan bot that made me question reality
🌟 Etherscan has a separate section just for my verified contracts
🎵 My keyboard sounds like a machine gun when I audit a contract
💀 Once made a DAO so realistic it started a political debate
📈 APOCALYPTIC METRICS THAT DEFY PHYSICS
| 💻 Lines of Code Unleashed: | 100,000+ (Audited) | 🔥 Gas Optimized: | 99% |
| 🐛 Bugs Brutally Murdered: | 50,000+ | 🌙 Security Audits Passed: | ∞ |
| ☕ Coffee Consumed (Liters): | 5,000+ | 💎 ETH Mined: | 200+ |
| 🏆 Hackathons Dominated: | 25+ | 🎭 DAO Proposals: | 127 |
| 👥 Developers Mentored: | 500+ | 🌍 Blockchains Explored: | 12 |
| ⚡ Power Level: | OVER 9000! | 🔮 Future Predictions: | 98% Accurate |
💀 "Welcome to my digital realm. Leave your sanity at the door." 💀