The whole "boy cat" thing is so annoyingggggg your cats gender has nothing to do with how they feel about you i literally cannot imagine being so brain rotted by patriarchy that you somehow think your neutered male cat has special male love for you that female cats don't have the capacity for. Is there something wrong with you
My christmas tradition is to absolutely fucking hate Joulupukin kuumalinja (santa's hotline)
So in Finland every christmas tv is full of movies that we normally wouldnt see for free and life is good and when I was a kid I would always try to wake up early and watch everything good.
But between all the fun movies and shorts there is JOULUPUKIN KUUMALINJA
You cant escape it. It will find you.
It is basicly this show where kids can call to talk to santa and sing some songs ect
And ever since I was a kid I COULD NOT FUCKING STAND IT
IT IS HORRIBLE
WORST PART IS JUST. THAT IT IS ALL SO AWKWARD. THE KIDS ARE SCARED AND THE SANTA ISNT SURE WTF THEY ARE SAYING AND LIKE
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A KID TELL A STORY? CAUSE THATS THE SHOW
AnD IT JUST KEEPS COMING
AFTER EVERY NICE FUN MOVIE THERE IT IS AGAIN
Every year I try my best to see as little of it as i can and complain about it to everyone
And like
At this point. If they didnt do the show I would be pISSED cause thats my christmas tradition HOW DARE YOU TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME
Anyway fuck you Joulupukin kuumalinja, going to beat you up once again this year
imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish
the loneliness epidemic/gen z dead-eyed stare/poor socialization of younger generations and increasing rudeness of older ones is kinda an internet thing and kinda a pandemic thing but it is also the well-meaning chickens of the Stranger Danger movement coming home to roost
something something everybody thinks violent crime is at a high when it’s at a 30 year low, something something training your children to see everyone outside of their family as a threat until you yourself believe it, something something. again this was well-intentioned, people want their kids to be safe, but when you’ve heard “dont talk to strangers” all your life it’s hard to kill that instinct as an adult
but yeah if you’re an early 20-something person, it might be helpful to be directly told this: talk to strangers. that rule only applied when you were a child. you not only should but must talk to strangers
even two years after my divorce I still occasionally look back and notice a red flag in a new way. today I'm thinking about how the first time we had a major fight it was because I said I wished I could live on the moon. and they got upset because I "didn't consider how they would feel". about, and I cannot stress this enough, me moving to the moon.
Autumn is standing at the door with good vibes and snacks and behind autumn is winter who cant wait to talk about your childhood trauma and suicide statistics
AUTUMN NO DONT GO TO THE TOILET DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS FREAK!!! WINTER WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE STATE OF WORLDS POLITICS AND IS TURNING OFF ALL THE LIGHTS!!! WE ARE STANDING IN THE DARK!!! AUTUMN NO COME BACK!!!
I am so salty that spring and autumn are the shortest seasons in finland. Summer is fine but my frail finnish body is dying because of heath and winter fucking sucks ass
Its cold, its wet, the ice on the roads tries to kill you and YOU WILL NOT SEE THE SUN IN LIKE 6 MONTHS
Finland tries to get u visit here by pics like
DONT BE FOOLED IT IS A TRICK
IT IS SO FUCKING DARK, EVERYONE IS DEPRESSED, IT IS COLD AND IF U DONT LIVE IN THE NORTH IT MOST LIKELY LOOKS MORE LIKE
AND THEN IT GETS COLD AND THE SNOW WATER AFFAIR CHILD THATS SLEET FREEZES AND ALL THE GRANDMAS INCLUDING ME WILL FUCKING DIE ON THEIR WAY TO THE STORE CAUSE WE DONT SAND OUR ROADS ENOUGH IF U DONT LIVE IN THE CITY CENTER AND THEN IT SNOWS ON TOP OF THE ICE SO U CANT EVEN SEE THAT SHIT AND THEN SOME OF THE SNOW MELTS SO IT IS SNOW WATER ICE
DO U UNDERSTAND THE WAY YOU FUCKING FLY WHEN U STEP ON THAT
