Yeah, I could exist as a normal human being, or I could let the

MOSS

consume me, as was divined from the beginning

“Kale” was a medicinal herb used in the mid-MicroPlastic Era as a talisman against ill health and social ostracism. While other varietals of Brassica oleracea have been cultivated for food and fodder since antiquity, people in the mid-MicroPlastic would place sachets of “kale” in food storage areas and ceremonial mini-gardens to absorb “unhealthiness” from calorie-rich foods, presumably via osmosis. The used sachets were then discarded and replaced with fresh leaves to repeat the process.

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re T4T MBTA green line trains

slay