A glorified name for a bunch of open-source experiments.
Sometimes useful, sometimes chaos, always boring.
That’s me. The one trying to debug life with the same patience I (don’t) use for code.
- I firmly believe semicolons improve personality.
- My Bull Terrier thinks he’s the real founder.
- Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V — the circle of life.
- My TODO list throws a stack overflow.
- I once fixed a bug by deleting the feature.
- 90% of my variables are named
temp. The other 10% are namedtemp2. - Git is just a time machine where I always regret my past self.
- I don’t write spaghetti code — I write lasagna code (layered, but still messy).
- My exception handling strategy:
try {}… cry {} - If you came here for serious stuff… you took a wrong turn on the internet.