A HUMAN?!?

HERE?!?!

'TIS IMPOSSIBLE!

YET HERE I STAND SIT IN THE PRESENCE OF YOU ALL

MUEHEHEHHE *chokes on air* gah

*peers at you*

hmmm.....definitey not a vampire....perhaps they are a homo sapien-

wats a homo sapien

I said I'm a human not a dictionary :(

*narrows eyes*

and they do not seem to be of much intellegence

heyy I have intelligencee

I can spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis for absolutely no reason :D

You must be having a reason, human-

nope!

We humans are just like that

What about you OOH DO YOU DRINK BLOOD??

no i have anxiety-

awwwe you're a cute little thing aren't you *pats your head*

What about sunlight and stuff

Whatif I accidentally drop a jar of sunlight on you and you die :((

no i only like midnight :<

midnights are pretty ✨