Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following and send me a pairing

"lets go visit a nice hot breakfast"- guy who doesnt know you can eat food

there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

expanding the coworker universe

happy pride month to THIS POST

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

I needed motivation from a shiny wakaba

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

without joe biden

I've never seen trad wives explained so perfectly. "Non-nude fetish content for sexist men"

People talk about how "metroidvania" is too specific and unintuitive to be a good name for a genre of video games, but we should really talk more about how "Multiplayer Online Battle Arena" could mean like... anything

you see the problem

On the complete other end, tons of RPGs don't even have RP in them. They're just Gs

This is cinema actually

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

Are you americans okay???

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

what about the other one

paper

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

women who aren’t even 30 yet

leonardo dicaprio type of post

Hey, it’s ok to not be a “productive member of society.”

Some people are housebound. Bed bound. Some people physically can’t eat, shower, or use the toilet without the assistance of a caretaker. Some people don’t have the spoons to get out of bed in the morning, let alone work a 9-5 job in this capitalist hellhole.

You’re not lazy. You’re not less than.

And this is coming from a disabled person with chronic pain who can leave the house and walk (with some pain) without mobility aids.

You deserve to take up space. You deserve to cost money. You deserve to be here without feeling guilty just because you can’t give back in the traditional way.

You’re worth it, hun. 🫶🏼