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Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"
things people expect in a political confrontation:
Things they are never prepared for:
This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"
Me: off to a compelling start
i’m not a coward, the doctor who audio drama stays on during sex
if youre feeling anxious during sex just imagine the other person is naked
hi. hello. message for the girls who talk about wanting to be friends with guys the way guys are friends with guys, girls who see mlm relationships and wish they could have a relationship like that, lesbian girls who want to date other girls but in a "masc" way, girls who want to be like their favorite male characters, girls who "wish they could be fem the way men are fem", etc:
hi. its okay to be a man. its okay to be a boy and to want to be a boy and to love being masculine and a man and a guy. you dont have to be a trans man to be transmasculine (butchness is a beautiful thing), or even masculine in general, but it is okay to be a man. im sorry if people online or even in your real life have made you feel ashamed about it, i'm sorry that people have framed masculinity as undesirable, i'm sorry rad "feminists" told you that being a man is something awful. masculinity isn't inherently toxic, masculinity can mean whatever you connect with.
but most of all if nobody has told you this yet if you want to be a boy you can just be a boy. im dead serious. its genuinely objectively okay to be a man. ily. take care
i need to find 70s mustache jack harkness
[ID: 4 framed photos of jack harkness on a mantlepiece. left to right: black & white photo of jack in a dark vest & hat, color photo of jack in his typical outfit except he has a 70s style mustache, black & white photo of jack in a suit & tie, color candid photo of jack. /end ID]
my endochronologist recommended I get a 4D neovagina so now I have to do time dilation
well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years
Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls
i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls
well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years
Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls
i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls
how has no one posted about 9 11 yet today. did everyone forget
wait.
to me the absolutely funniest part of cunk on earth is the fact that every single scientist without fail says "not as far as i'm aware of" instead of "no" whenever she asks them the most insane question possible.
i dont know how much of that show is scripted but i think their reactions are genuine (?) and like. that's what scientists are really like. it's hilarious. all my uni professors do the same thing, they word every negative response as a "well sounds wrong to me but idk bro maybe i just haven't read about it yet so. whatever".
if there is one thing we hate it's definitive answers.
"if there is one thing we hate it's definitive answers" well i think it depends really
well that sure is me. (i mean, under certain circumstances :)
"I'm reluctant to say it can't happen, but that would contradict some other current theories and I'd be interested in how to reconcile that result."
A great attack against a rival in academia is to accuse them of not keeping on top of the literature in their field. "You didn't read that?!" is a gotcha. So, hedge your bets by saying you don't know for sure, because the stack of papers you haven't had a chance to read yet is implied and universally understood.
Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our