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Got a bluesky? I'm trying to get all the usernames before this ship goes down xx
(sighhh) yeah I should make one, huh.
okay I made one, it's mmstinks.bsky.social
yeah fuck it sure this can be my new pinned. old pinned here
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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest
Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe
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Now im the “legal eagle kink meme girl” :(
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Non-consensually involving thousands of people in my praise kink by creating interesting and effective art that they enjoy
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need me a man to do betta fish petplay where he dresses in colorful flowy scarves and I confine him in a little plastic tub for my amusement
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hannibal/saw/house superwholock crossover called housawbal where john is a patient and hannibal is a surgeon at princeton plainsborough and every episode is a clusterfuck because everyone's trying to do their bits at the same time.
like house's team walks into the morgue to analyze a victim but hannibal's in there doing a telehealth with will while he steals organs from that same victim but they just narrowly miss each other and then hannibal prepares a delicious meal in the hospital kitchen while trying to convince will that the victim dying is his fault which he then brings in to john kramer who's watching a video of the victim failing his saw trap on his ipad but hannibal doesn't see the screen and so he leaves and none of the plotlines get any resolutions. you get it.
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we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec
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I think the most shocking and disturbing thing about me, the secret that I must keep from even my closest loved ones, is that when I see an extremely attractive person wearing revealing clothes, even if it's an illustration or artwork and not a real person, on some dark level of my innermost soul, I kinda want to fuck that person
on the one hand yeah I'm obviously doing a bit here but on the other hand it does get kinda deeply and profoundly infuriating to have to constantly suppress and stifle my personal physical + psychological reactions to stimuli purely because it makes the people around me uncomfortable.
like, people act like getting horny is some kind of deeply embarrassing thing that should never be mentioned or discussed, and that if you follow an NSFW artist you shouldn't talk about it, and if you design a character that's hot you should come up with an excuse for why they look like that, and if you like a character's design partially (or mostly or entirely) because the character is hot then you're not Really appreciating the character, and if you take a sexual/erotic read of a text then you're making shit up or "pornbrained", and if you refuse to ignore the sexual aspects of a work of art then you just need to grow up and appreciate the Actual qualities of the work and stop embarrassing everyone, and if you watch porn then you should lowkey be ashamed about that and hide the fact behind euphemisms and jokes, and if you want to watch a movie because the characters in the trailer are hot then you're too easily manipulated by advertising, and if you watch a movie and you come away liking it because the characters were hot and thus fun to watch then you're just being shallow, and if you ever masturbate then you keep that shit to yourself or people will get disgusted, and if you ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever express sexual attraction to anything for any reason then your friends will roll their eyes and groan and sigh and act like you're the most exhausting person to put up with ever
like imagine if people talked about food like this lmao
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About Control (2019)
I love that even within their world, Jesse is balls to the walls crazy when it comes to her abilities. There is a lot of talk and rightly so about her telekinesis (woe, triple forklift be upon ye) but like, she can move faster than the eye can see, she can fly, the ground lifts up to protect her when she's in danger?? All previous directors had the service weapon, a gun, but hers is also somewhat of a rocket launcher???? She can teleport around in the oldest house AND THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL???
She can bind all the oop because im convinced the oop actually like her.
When she talks to plants they IMMEDIATELY get better???
She's also extremely socialy awkward.
Jen from astral accounting said she saw her kiss the new head of research??
With tongue??
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my psychiatrist on a video call: what’s that noise in the background
me: huh. I don’t know.
Odette:
I would give my life for her
You Will
Hey I have one of those!
He’s a boy? A male tortie? 😮 Or is it one of those transgender cat situations where you started he/him-ing him before you knew what sex he was and the pronouns stuck?
He’s a boy! He was a street cat in Florida, turned up on our doorstep on like the hottest day of summer. While I was trying to bribe him into the carrier, he turned and had testicles and I out loud said “you’re not supposed to have those” 😂
Anyway apparently the local TNR had been trying for months to catch him and I bribed him into a carrier in like 10 minutes. Clearly meant to be lmao
THAT IS SO AWESOME! THEY’RE LIKE 1 IN 10,000! I’ve never seen one before!!!
there's this one youtuber that's a woman who's like 6'7" or some shit and every time she brings up her height she's like "this horrible burden I must bear, it makes me a disgusting monster" and every time I think about her height I'm like "I would fully kill five men in hand-to-hand combat just to see her once in real life"
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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝♀️
uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend
Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy
sorry im a lesbian
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doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?
well if youre unsure i can take over for you
collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis
i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us
nothing escapes from me
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*gets down on one knee* you've put me in the greatest saw trap of all... love.
girl help, the blades
BORING
tch... whatever. i wasn't even having fun with this post anyway. *i kick the ground scornfully but i accidentally kick up a piece of rusty metal and it nicks my arm and you have to spend two hours in the hospital with me while i get a tetanus shot*