Men need yogurt too!

she be frankin on my stein till ITS ALIVE

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

Left this in the notes

Using AI to create a video of the smiling chocolate gentlemen make a big perfectly accurate mid-attack twin towers

No watermark, full on misinfo, posted with caption "NOT OKAY. We need to hold him accountable."

Quesadilla.

He actually drew this... Why did he draw Trump like that...

This was his present to the US for that $40 billion bailout.

the most expensive art commission

Golden Bot Golden Capital Zone ‘Sonic Superstars’

pre nut hysteria is real and its fatal

Madras Caribbean Green (#233200 to #00d692)

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

i need to smoke weed with her

in a better world a 'lolcow' would be a cow that makes you feel quite jocular and jovial

the lolcow in question:

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

What is the charge? Smeeking a flower? A succulent smeeking flower?