wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

silent self reblogs are the funniest shit ever to me. this post is pretty good i will relbog it. don;t worry about who posted it just look at what i reblogged normal style

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

Everybody can suck penis, but nobody can pee sucknis

my comic i made for make a terrible comic day

"If only I had an element with 22 electrons in each of its orbitals combined...."

The humble Neutral Titanium Atom:

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get your money up get your steel production up

help! theyre using mind control on me to make me meow!

[clearly about to meow on my own volition] help!

See him sweeties

He's so sweeties!

Just invented the world’s hardest sudoku puzzle. impossible to solve

good fucking luck

ok now what

i skink therefore i scram...!

pc has no games!

dude turn on the tv. any streaming service. except for the ones that didn’t get the exclusive licensing rights to breaking news. which is almost all of them. so turn on CNN+, I think they got it. Bro you’re not paying for CNN+? What the fuck man. How else are you gonna- Just pay the $15, man. they hit the fucking Chicago bean dude