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A purple Rabbit pranker

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Hey so if i dont post for days thats bc i am at school so yah
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I don’t care if this is a transmasc stereotype but I’m gonna be the twinkiest twink ever. Even at my most feminine I’m called a twink. Everyone’s gonnna look at me like oh my god it’s my favorite twink. It’s twink time. One day I will grow wings become a twink. I love being twinkish. My favorite part of living is when the twink man (me) said it’s twinking time and twinked everywhere

well done u are now my fav twink

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Anonymous asked:

You know that no one actually voted for you right? You saw the card that had the number of votes, you got exactly zero votes. Everyone saying they voted for you is lying.

“…..oh. I’m sorry you feel this way. LET THE WORLD BURN. I am improving though! I’ll be sure to KNOCK THE VIEWERS SOCKS CLEAN OFF NEXT TIME!”
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Ignore them Caine, i voted u and what the rude ass hater said was a lie

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hey guys, if you get tagged in this share 3 random facts about yourself that people may not guess, then tag the last 10 people in your notifs

1: I'm terrified of yellow flowers

2: My favorite band is The Linda Lindas

3: I'm in a band with someone tagged here (stay guessing >:3)

Ehem, not so fun facts about me!

1: My father kidnapped me once

2: I once scheduled a hair appointment at 10

3: I listen to Parker Jack, Cavetown, and nf

dude, WHAT?! Nah, I'm sorry bout your dad.

  1. I have three cats

2. One of my old cats that lived on my porch was run over, the dude that ran her over didn't even stop his car, and I saw the body afterwards

3. I flinch when people raise their hands near me

Anywho, @'s

  1. I had a pet pig growing up that died from internal bleeding.

2. I was hospitalized with covid for a week.

3.Part of my left eyebrow has no hair because I hit my head on the corner of an old box computer when I was a year old.

good god man what is your life and are u ok

1. i somehow avoided getting covid until 2025

2. i collect monopoly games (im at 8 so far!)

3. i live next to the ruins of an abandoned factory

Y’all have lore omg im so sorry 😭

  1. One of my friends has a pin of my face on her bag
  2. Due to a miscommunication I was briefly considered a missing person
  3. My favourite poetry genre to write is free verse (I don’t do it well but I enjoy it lol)

No pressure tags!

Huzzah! Tag games! And spicy backgrounds apparently

Thank you for the tag @astonishingly-interactive-imp

  1. I was in choir in middle school and once went to Regionals and got all 1's, but wasn't able to continue in choir while my voice changed due to ageing and I hate it now lol
  2. Due to shows like The Power Rangers when I was a kid, and certain issues in my childhood, I developed a lifelong love of martial arts and have studied a few different styles, I'm only okay on my best day though.
  3. I am not nearly as country as I look lol. I was raised in Texas and due to that and work requirements, wear baseball caps and flannels, but am far more alternative/metal than people would usually take me for.

No pressure! But do it! But no pressure! lol (you don't have to do it lol)

Thank you, @picklemafia, also known as Sir Pickle, for the tag—an honour and a delight 🥒

Okay, this was surprisingly hard—not because I don’t have random facts, but because my ADHD refuses to let me pick just three. But after some ruthless internal debating, here we go:

1. I’ve climbed the tallest mountain in the UK—Ben Nevis. It stands at 1,345 meters (4,413 feet), and yes, it was very worth it. It also happened to be the hottest day of the year, and I forgot sun cream, so I ended up looking like a giant squashie for a solid three weeks.

2. I had a music scholarship in secondary school and played the violin for six years—I performed in a few orchestras and competitions, and while I don’t play anymore, I still find myself instinctively humming the violin parts whenever classical music comes on. It’s a habit I never quite shook.

3. I took a gap year and travelled the world—I lived and worked in the Western Alps, Paris, Vietnam, Thailand, and Cambodia. It was one of the most rewarding (and challenging) things I’ve ever done. I learned how to snowboard and how to navigate foreign grocery stores with absolutely zero shared language.

So many awesome people have already been tagged that I honestly have no idea who’s in or out at this point—so here’s what I’m doing: tagging the last 12 folks who posted in my community. Your mission? Share your 3 most amazing, unexpected, or downright quirky facts with us.

I’m nominating @wratyl, @sheliesinghostarms, @brotherorpheus, @sylviamione9, @ha-hanabi, @ashesinverses, @willadoptlostchildren, @astrolyz, @rain-rainynights, @abattoirsmile, @onearth-inhead, @quietchaoswords, and @sinkintoink. However, if you come across this prompt and feel inspired, please jump in—everyone’s welcome to join! 💜

Thank you @versesbyaaliyah for tagging me!

  1. I like collecting tarot and oracle card sets. I am far from adept at actually reading and interpreting the cards correctly, but I find them fun and I like seeing the different themes the oracle sets go for!
  2. To continue the music trend, when I was in middle and high school, I singed in choir. I performed in a few festivals and competitions. I was not able to continue when I went to college. However, I still love singing and, if there were enough hours in the day, I would like to make my own music.
  3. My grandma, before I was born, basically asked my mom to not have me be a scorpio. Lucky for her, I was born a libra (even if I have some scorpio in me sorry grandma)

@rain-rainynights thank you for the tag!

I'm not a very interesting person — very basic, actually — but here are some facts you may or may not have already guessed:

  1. English isn’t my first language — I learned it by watching Dora the Explorer, N.C.I.S., and reading a lot of books (I really shouldn’t be left unsupervised in a bookstore.)
  2. I do not like peacocks. 🦚 No idea why, they just unsettle me.
  3. In high school, we had a yearly project where we performed a Greek tragedy. We did it with other schools from different parts of the country and two schools from abroad. I participated every time — it was chaotic and amazing.

thanks @cassiopeia-rising !!!!

1. my favourite colour is this indefinable orange-gold-yellow colour that basically looks like warmth

2. i have glow in the dark stars on my ceiling i accidentally shaped into an r and now they remind me of remus and regulus

3. i once met jacqueline wilson at the foundling hospital and she signed my book!!

ty for the tag <3 the stars thing is so cutie!!!

1. I have a one direction tattoo

2. I have a fear of birds (idk why they just scare me so bad 😭)

3. my favorite band ever is pierce the veil <3

NPT: @four-toast @h0e-zi3r @sadiekaneismysister @knighthans + any other moots who want to do join <3

thanks for the tag @lumoswolfstar :)) i had to think about it because i dont think i have very many interesting facts to share honestly 😭 here we go :

1) once i wanted to harmlessly fuck with my sister, who was 4 at the time, so i told her that christmas was cancelled because santa had diarrhea (also just for context, we’re indian and live in india and have never celebrated christmas so i didn’t think she’d even care) but apparently she believed me, found it really funny, and told her whole class about santa’s explosive diarrhea

2) when i was a year old i fell out of my first floor balcony head first into the neighbours (concrete) backyard and somehow didn’t break anything

3) when i was a baby my mom used to sing me “zombie” by the cranberries as a lullaby, apparently i fell asleep to it every night for the first few years of my life

sooo yeah there you go, three random things about me

lol thats exactly like something id tell my sister

1. i met julia donaldson once when i was a tiny toddler and for some reason i was obsessed with her picturebook the highway rat so i just squealed excitedly the whole time

2. im more comfortable speaking english than my own own native language due to americanization and i HATE that so much that apart from on here i try to never speak in english

3. for some reason, no matter what, my feet always have at least one bruise. i dont know why. theyre just always there.

i had to think about this so hard cz tbh i dont have much lore💀

helloooo friend, thank you so much for the taggg :) im answering like 3 months late but still

(also btw the 2nd point hits hard, im constantly scared of this happening and it's happening and happened and i hate it)

  1. i want to dye my hair pink
  2. i eat smth sweet before every meal almost bc i need the motivation to get through it
  3. i want a tattoo but i'm lowkey afraid of needles and also permanence but one can dream ig

nptsss: @flavouredpotayto, @straykids4lifeee, @angstylittleb1tch, @dorasoracle (i have not talked to you in a while hi friend :) )

haha your third one is so real, i want tattoos so badly but i could never commit to just having one thing on my body forever

1) i can do a VERY realistic impression of a cat meowing

2) i am really good at math

3) my cousin is an internationally famous singer (not THAT famous internationally, but if you’re either from where i’m from or listen to this genre of music, you definitely know her)

i managed to pick less depressing stuff this time :)

Ty for the tag :) And your third one is so cool!

1. My favourite colour has always been pink, though as I grew up my favourite shade of pink changed

2. I've never broken, dislocated, fractured or anything-ed a bone (all my friends say "omg REALLY" /sarcasm cause I'm very much a scaredy cat and essentially just sit at home all day every day)

3. I played violin from 5-7 years old and for some very very strange reason I preferred plucking to playing with a bow, I still don't get that cause plucking hurts so bad 💔 anyways haven't touched it since cause my next school didn't have lessons and I don't remember a thing but oh well

1. Im terrible at staying focus on one thing unless i really like it at the moment

2. My room is getting painted so I've been sleeping in the living room

3. I have a really hard time with change

1. I love English class and despise maths

2. I can't keep my room clean

3. I'm ginger

1: I love english but hate math bro I'm so bad

2: I am a regional swimmer

3: I might experiment w they/them pronouns but i've not told anyone @ my scl

+ open tags <3

  1. im trans
  2. i love TADC
  3. i almost exploded my house
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Anonymous asked:

Can I adopt Bubble? Pretty pleeease

“….I’m not even sure you can. Also YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THAT!”

“Of course! Sign this soul binding contract that TOTALLY DOESN’T GIVE ME ACCESS TO YOUR MONEY, SOUL, HOME ADDRESS, ALL PASSWORDS AND POSSIBLE PIN CODES AND ETERNAL EYESIGHT INTO YOUR MIND!”

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ok *signs it* yay

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please help, need to pay for phone!

family issues™ such as my mom dealing with cancer have had us dropping the family phone plan. i've put off sorting this out, thinking plasma would be enough, but i'm realizing that i need to find proper work way sooner than i thought, and that's really hard to manage with no phone. i'm pretty sure this phone is carrier locked, and i'm about $300 short of a replacement w/ prepaid plan. any little bit helps, my paypal/cashapp are @nahvec/$nahvec. please consider rbing if you can't spare anything, i appreciate help of any sort 💗

$230/300!

We're so close!! Please donate to my wife!!!!

Anonymous asked:

How many times shall you change your user😭

many. like alot

ALOT alot

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Tag game idea!

Scream. Thats it.

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@ash-sokia @cmchill @heliumgenius @omnipitant-duck @columbium-is-the-deadname @boxohobo + open tags i don't have my mutuals list with me rn

AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! AAAHHHH, aaAhhHHH AHHHHHHH!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

😊 i feel much better

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGGGGGGHGG

:)

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Man that felt good

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

open tag

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TAG GAME

Tag a song so peak you can't stop thinking about it

(Continue the chain please)

IM OBSESSED

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its old, i'm aware. but i've been getting more into the 1975 recently (yes before anyone says anything i know matty healy is a shithead occasionally, but listening to his music doesn't mean i condone everything he's done ok) and i kinda need this song injected into my veins now lol.

THIS IS ACC SUCH PERFECT TIMING BC THIS SONG HAS BEEN GOING ROUND MY HEAD ALL DAY OMG

i wanna go see him live so badddd

The reason I live and breathe rn

(thank U Cadence of Part time poets for reviving my love for this song)

THANKS FOR THE TAG

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At first i hadn’t noticedJax and Caine around and thought and thought they were drinking together after mental breakdown of the last ep or something lol But looks like Caine’s the only one who got left behind, so I bet he’s in that kinda state right now.

nooo not my poor baby caine!!! my baby deserves better!!! 😭

what i have written so far:

  Arias has been in his room for 15 hours straight, contemplating his life decisions. How could I have been so blind that I didn't even notice her? He thought to himself, self-hatred curling up his spine like a cold snake of regret.     He looked down to his shaking hands, a photo of him and his wife at the park, his wife wearing a silver dress, her sapphire eyes shimmering like a million stars lost in a moment that doesn't want to end, her pitch black hair a stark contrast against the pink cherry blossoms in the photo that surrounds them, and Arias’ regret intensifies.    “I wish you were here, Maria, I was such a fool to do what I did, I miss you.” he said to the darkness of the room, the walls feeling as if they will give up holding up the roof, as if wanting to collapse with his pain as much as Arias wishes to, the pain feeling like a million knives being stabbed into his heart, never caring what happens after, not caring if he bleeds out and never comes back, and Arias wished it would.    His phone rang, but he barely noticed, not caring that it’s his boss calling to see why he isn't at work, not caring he could be fired, only caring that he pushed his wife too far and now lost her, that the one person who never gave up on him is now gone. 
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