we need a new tumblr code

having trump as the president ruined “I like your shoelaces” because trump could never have good enough shoelaces to steal

any ideas

say "thanks i stole them from a better president than we have rn"

if you could replace your soul with a household object what would it be and why

door because creak sound

i have decided on the headcanons i have for ofmd that kind of coexist.

So I do think this stuff is interesting, and I think there are a few things to note.

Izzy's comfort with Ed's retirement. Izzy is completely fine with Ed killing Stede and taking his identity (effectively erasing Blackbeard from existence and no longer being with Izzy in any capacity) as long as he had the hope of being a captain of his own ship. His anger with Ed stems in part from that "promise" being taken from him, and it evolves when he proves that he's incapable of effectively leading (while Ed commands with just his presence on board). Izzy has no problem with Ed not being there. Something to consider re: jealousy and them as a romantic couple.

Piracy itself does not value emotional attachment, especially between men. Gay sex is fine - all sex is fine - as long as it's purely carnal. Izzy's fury at Ed is not about him wanting to fuck Stede, but him loving Stede and showing that love in a way that is not properly masculine. Ed crying and singing bad songs is not the way that Izzy wants Blackbeard to react to heartbreak, and it infuriates him that Ed's softness exists at all (hence: namby-pamby).

Where do you see Ed's internalized homophobia? (Genuine question!)

i don't know if it's actually internalised homophobia necessarily but ed seems quite scared to admit he actually likes stede which is like what you said about how pirates are/were ok with gay sex but not as much with other aspects of a gay relationship. i mean he literally shoots izzy when he mentions that he liked stede bc he saw it as a weakness (at that point at least) so i think he's definitely got some problem with being vulnerable but not necessarily bc stede is a guy and so is he

Hello Everyone!

Unfortunately, my time on tumblr has come to an end. My mother is coming too close to finding my account. I knew this would be temporary, and I hate leaving you, but I figured it's time.

Moots, I love you all so fucking much. You have helped me through so much and I am so grateful I could meet you all. I love joking and laughing with you all. Thank you for being there for me.

I will be permanently deactivating my account tomorrow, (november 6th)

Signing off,

Spotify

@pinterest-offical @satan-offical @mothman-offical @god-offical@grim-reaper-offical @the-apple-offical @britain-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @brick-offical @imp-offical @the-first-imp-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @mlm-god-offical @fbi--offical @wlw-god-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @america-offical @frog-offical @nowhere-offical @no-one-offical @nothing-offical @duck-offical @eating-offical @adam-offical @eden-snake-offical @official--eve @jeff-offical @sappho-offical @homosexuality-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @offical-offical @love-offical @oxford-dictionary-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @thought-process-offical @lemonade-offical @angel-offical @lemon-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @anxiety-official @profain-offical @valid-offical @zeus-offical @applemusic-offical @tree-offical @scotland-offical @wales-offical and any other offical.

oh so you hate me and want me to kill myself ok

Do y'all wanna hear something really random about my bedroom

The name Kyle is written on my closet door. I do not know who Kyle is

Reblog with something completely random about your bedroom

I have a lucky metal ant statue sitting next to my bed looking at me

@somethin-needs-to-go-here @itsa-thing @that-one-idiot-11 @bobasbag @ruthiejacquelinerambles @i-love-zelda-16 and anybody else who wants to *stares at you threateningly*

Underneath my prideflag is the words 'Fuck you bitch' in like this mideval esk style font

@flippin-egg-because-noodles @mobgabriel @burger-churgler-secret @wannablegendary @eldritchfakeout @rollyxxrhein @ratboy42069 @yawnwhatyadoing @yemilnisu @icechucker @possibly-a-turtle @azureamp3 @slumberofthesea @dea-flower-02 @duckwithdeviousintent @gayfurbyboi @grindgorehound @howabout-asher @half-eaten-baguetteee @jellyfish-enthousiast @zowierat-yaps @cr41g-tuck3r @velvetinerabb1t @virtualplays @nerdyrambling @no-one-offical @manyfandomfanatic + any1 who wants to lol

I have a canvas with Barbie and Ken covered in pink paint

That's whxt it looks like btw

Npt: @mmax1million @instntpot @ladyinbl00d @mxgicrats @alocalpizzadruid

I hung Orlando

@pumpkinharvesting @someoneverypotter @homeglitch @transparentluminarysalad

unplugged plasma ball i’m too afraid to used because i’ve read about the dangers of plasma balls

@householdspatula , @chaos-triangle , @cherub-puddin , @supacalafragalistic

I've got a unicorn shaped nightlight that changes colours!

(any o' my Henchmaniacs may join in)

Giant spiderweb canopy above me

Cool!

I have this thing. it takes up like a third of my floorspace and I barely even use it anymore

tagging @certified-bone-owner @axilotlbucket @the-first-lamb-to-the-slaughter @the-mehlwurm uhhh and anyone else

the ceiling light in my room has been out for like three weeks but it hasnt been an issue cause i have like 8 sets of string lights and two nightlights lmao

@gandagastthepsychotic @crunchy-bisquit @literal-insomniac-freak @our-lady-of-good-health @mike-newton-is-a-marshmallow and any other moots i forgot

I have a poster of Dee Snider with Danny DeVito's face on it

excuse the horrible quality

@quietlyartistic13 @thebrideoferik @chimckenegg @sunnyyy-daze @sylki221b-is-back @ghostonagravestone @iwanderbecauseimlost

+ open tags I'm lazy

the tubelight in my room has fallen off the socket and is hanging by one wire

@assortedvariety @wowstrawberrycow @the-bogginses-are-gay @starstruck-mortal-mari @koyaildoesstuff @daughterofthesunlands + anyone else who wants to join

one wall in my room is red and the others are off-white. I have absolutely no idea why one wall is another colour and it kinda annoys me

@sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @muduus @faguettism @asneakyobserver @shadowyyyidk @wickeddreamer @august-shops @te-de-frutillas @escapefromcamazotz @fosilizd @stormy-days-27 @spocks-got-a-glock @sarkylittlemonster @scoopstroopog @epitome-of-stupidity @numenoria + open!

I have a cactus called penelope who i always forget to water

@arboreal-stop @mikewhoreler @theannoyeddragon82 @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @sheisamenace @impossiblekittydelusion @skeelly @coco6420 @camcamino @soliss-occasus @mqstermindswift @cityofstarsx @elliedafish @phoebephoebia @moonlight-froggy @august-shops @guarddog-in-the-snow @emmasdillema @sufferingfrommoodpoisoning @effervescent-sapphic @ghosts-starrstuf @bulionzkury @bylrndgm @starshapedana @stars-and-leather @icedcoffee2809

i have this

the arrows are kinda an inside joke on my friend group rn

tagsss: @kitteninbeanie, @queercodednat, @shirothesilly, @aroacejanehopper, @spirefoul, @realbyler, @cabin13winion, @lazykittiez and open

Thanks for the tag!

Not that random but I have a snowball collection

@mentally-tori-261 @letsgocrazytogether @bylersbear01 @blueberryc1trus @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @dungeonsanddragons1138 @maxmayfieldswalkman

I still have a calender from 2024 hung up and I have a small picture of a parrot on my wall

i have my camera just hanging on a hook and four sets of string lights (one is hello kitty)

@butter-is-bored @h0bbes-is-c000l @sleepandblog @yournormalidiot @mayawithany @courageandnaanbread @ anyone else :3

i unintentionally stuck glow in the dark stars on the ceiling in the shape of an R and now when i look at them i think of remus lupin

also i have a timothee chalamet blanket and in the background of one of the photos on it theres this random dude photobombing it staring at the camera

@dinner-n-dxatribes @yournormalidiot @nidoole @historicallyroomates @iris895

Thanks for the tag💜💜.

Jellyfish from my ceiling fan! Not the only one in the house actually! No, it’s not functional in any way shape or form!

No pressure tags! @autumnrain777 @m0malle @sopjacm @reggie-jinx @st4rwynn

Thanks for the tag🤍🤍

I have a miniature red converse shoe (it’s an air freshener that my dad gave to me because I always wear red converses, but it’s now sitting on my desk for decoration❤️♥️🌹)

@werewolfadmirer @somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @somecluelessidiot @jinx-askme @t2rose @tae-dae22 @padslovesmoony @idkimgayasf @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @totallynotluna @flightless-swan @courageandnaanbread @celestial-cosmica @mochamoony + open tags

i have a broken glitterball (the lights stopped working and the chain it was hanging by snapped) hanging next to a rainbow necklace so the light hits it and rainbows get reflected all over my room

open tags :)