I had a dream where I made a tumblr post that said “I wish I was Taylor Swift’s cat so I could cuck her and Travis Kelce” and it blew up solely because Swifties where telling me to kill myself

Mister beast? More like mid-ster beast. Get it. Because. He’s kinda a bad person.

i read mister and thought you misspelled master wth 😭😭

SCREAM | 1996

Would

Which one 😭

The bloody one

They’re both bloody

The hot bloody one

They’re both hot and bloody

Fag

Shut the fuck up

*eviliy* Im gonna doom your yaoi 😈😈😈

ohhh noooo... im soooo scareddd

my yaoi’s already doomed

it can always be more traumatic though

*eviliy* Im gonna doom your yaoi 😈😈😈

ohhh noooo... im soooo scareddd

reblog if you are eepy

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

It’s that time again.

tis the season fuckers

And for this weeks episode of “only on Tumblr”

Is this the origin of the tony the tiger × Grinch fan fic that got read by a nun at that school?

why does

why?

sigh the hellsite did it again

please tell me this is the origin of the grinch x tony fanfic that my mom sent me

keep your crown up

your chin is falling

wait thats not right

*runs to pinterest to make a new blog aesthetic*

*whispering in your ear* Psst. Saskatchewan is made up. They made it up for rtc. Trust me I’m Canadian

*whispering in your ear* Psst. Saskatchewan is made up. They made it up for rtc. Trust me I’m Canadian

I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

rock, paper…

image only

inspired by this i saw on pinterest lol