Dragonborn Flex!

For Duckbard!

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You're telling me a french fried this

til that the "Cara Mia Addio" in Portal 2 (better known as the "Turret Opera"), when translated, is a full on love song in which Glados refers to Chell as "beautiful" and "dear" throughout, with Ellen Mclain saying in an interview afterwards that the song is meant to essentially be taken as "I'm going to miss you, goodbye, my beloved"

I like to think then that Cara Mia Addio was a song created by Glados in a foreign language that Chell wouldn't understand so that way she could tell her how much she meant/means to her without being too direct because she's scared of attachment

In conclusion, happy pride month to whatever the fuck they had going on

Woah damn same thing happened to me

Do you know that? Its important to me that you know that.

R U STUPID!!!! DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND LOVE AND APPRECIATION WITH OUT LUST!!!! ARE YOU TOO ALLOSEXUAL TO UNDERSTAND THAT!! DO YOU LOOK AT THE BEAUTY OF EXISTENCE AND ONLY THINK OF SEX!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

This opening completely altered my brain chemistry as a kid and I've never been the same since.

When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

Found the picture that was on the sweater

You're right that sweater kicked ass

Half Correct. The description is right, but the picture isn’t. When I made the post five (six?) years ago, this was the only picture I could find. Its style was close enough that I figured maybe I was remembering incorrectly. HOWEVER it is my great pleasure to inform you that after many years I have found the ACTUAL kitten depicted on the sweater. Enjoy.

It's actually so fucking weird that your identity is absolute these days. like, it's been normalized to the point we don't think of it much, but until a hundred years ago, hell even less, you could just kinda. go somewhere else, and be a new person. and that's not a thing anymore.

Yk this is fully untrue right? You can fully still do this if you're willing to change and let go of everything at literally any moment you want

since a good few people now have said this i want to be clear: you can move to a new town still and change socially, but like. the government still knows who you are. so do tons of corporations. your identity follows you.

13 hours later and the parade of stupid comments like this has not stopped =_=

a guy named Rusty cage did a video on how it's impossible to leave your identity behind unless you become a eunuch

fuck hermit I meant hermit

Identity is stored in the balls.

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

Here ya' go ❤️🙏

Portal really does have it all. Milf in the walls. Little fucking twink you can kick around. One million babies that shoot you.

Highway Intersection

You've been here before. Maybe more times than you care to remember.

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

AU where Sauron literally pours all of his cruelty and malice and will to dominate all life into the One Ring...

And then just fucking stares at at it for five seconds before dropping it on the ground and leaving because without all that stuff he's Nice now.

Why does this sound like crackfic C.S. Lewis would write just to get back at Tolkien for disapproving of him putting a lamppost in Narnia

I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.