Regulus: I’m proud to identify as moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only. Someone asked me what the French word for "baguette" was once, and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
James: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Regulus, already taking off his clothes: God, James, you’re so fucking stupid.
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i actually really enjoy a more morally grey sirius who doesn’t feel incredibly guilty or regretful about the prank, i think it’d be fun to see his loyalty to remus clashing with his hatred for snape, like a ‘he didn’t want to hurt or upset moony but he also really wanted to get back at snape and anyway, nothing had actually happened. why did it matter?’ thought process.