I’m so glad you guys like Jacob and Kaylee! Here is the first of many, many times Jacob kind of meets Kaylee. He is very confused and does not know what to make of these new feelings.

Hey I think you're all ready to meet Kaylee's parents!

[Concept, Designs, and Artwork by @allidrawscomics, make sure you go and yell at her about how big and wrinkly her brain is plz & thank u!]

Kaylee's mom is Insidia! She's the CEO of an international meat packaging and distribution service! Rumors of dealing in human flesh are wildly unfounded.

Kaylee's dad is Carnelius! ("Oh please, call me Carl!") He's an easygoing, stay at home dad who keeps Insidia grounded (she can get overprotective and worked up if left alone too long). He likes reading, mowing the lawn, and collecting antiques! He has a lot of family portraits, and it's clear the family genes run strong.

Kaylee's parents moved to a little suburb right after Kaylee was born, and depending on who you ask, they're either the best neighbors of all time or "a little odd." Kaylee's parents weren't sure if they would like living there at first, but they've found things to love about it:

So Dracula and Elvira are her parents

no, his name is Carl and he's just a guy

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

Yes.

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Here's one more wild jump off a ramp in a monster truck into a canyon for you:

HE'S A CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER

Excerpt: "Crichton became well known for attacking the science behind global warming. He testified on the subject before Congress in 2005. His views would be contested by a number of scientists and commentators."

In 2005!!!!

Absolutely wild that the Very Tall Science Book Guy could miss the mark so bad. Fascinating.

“It’s a handbag.”

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I can't remember if I've posted this here yet, but here is the time MJ thought she was coming over for a superbowl party only to remember that she has a crush on a huge nerd and when he says "game day" he means something else entirely.

Yeah.. They'd probably have misunderstandings about what the other meant by roleplay.

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

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as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

Yea, but you don't understand. I am clearly and obviously the idiot and if I do the thing everyone is going to laugh and point to me as the overconfident idiot.

I'm only slightly sarcastic here.

Even if you are the best at whatever it is you do, there are going to be people who point and laugh at you for it. The question to ask yourself is: is it worth spending your life trying to capitulate to these people, or do you want to own your identity as a happy clown.

I'm sure other artists can relate to that feeling when you read sweet things in the tags. Thank you !!(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭❤︎°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･!!!!

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as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

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