raw fish is bad for you. can give you many diseases. however

if thats true, why is it look so tasty?

sashimi is my love language

thank Jesus. I thought you were talking about just like, guzzling a raw fish whole or something

some day. when i truly lose my sanity i will fufill my dream of fish.

no. Bad. Stop that.

no! The first three are fine but the last one is forbidden!

y. yumby ☺️

no! *baps you*

🎣🐟🐠🦈🐡

yayy yay yippie! wahoo!

noooo….

i have disvovered true joy

God is dead. There is only fish. All the time, everyday, for eternity…fishy, fishy eternity…

They always said grass is greener of the other side but I'm 35 sides in and the grass is slowly going from the green spectrum to the blue spectrum you would not believe how teal this grass is holy shit

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

you mispronounce miette?? you butcher miette name????

this explains an uncomfortable amount actually. jail for american education system for one thousand years

The American education system was not. In fact. Hooked on phonics.

It was hooked on standardized testing.

Letting you all know Miette is pronounced “mee-yet” on 1,171 days left

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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

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manually booping every one of you on 1,177 days left

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

Happy halloween everynyan on 1,177 days left

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Can we have a sexy people contest contest. Who's the sexiest sexy people contest? This is an important matter

This is how it's done:

And this is how you homage it:

Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?

We even got live action slide

Pickles

I admit he did knock the TV down and break it after we took this photo.

He's thinking about it.

And the number one halloween costume amongst the youth of today is, for a record breaking 63 years in a row, Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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three for three lets goooo

Wait that’s me!! All three!! Yippee!!

All three!!