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A demon and an anime villain in-making, idiots be warned, let live laugh love, chill out dudes we all turn to dust let's just enjoy art. Zionists DNI y'all are insane and Superman would definitely hate you.

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@danashehab has been fundraising since may and is just over €15,000 away from their goal l. as stated in the screenshot people are starting to believe the rafah crossing will open so it’s important to make sure everyone has the funds in case they are allowed to evacuate.

thee shehab family consists of dana (13), sahar (14), mona (9), malak (5), yehya (1.5), fahed, (38), reem (32), and grandmother mona (60). they have been shadowbanned and deleted a few times. you can also find this family at @monashehab

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something i hadn't considered much before but is highlighted very explicitly in this interesting article "the character of hector in the iliad" by s. farron is that there is a real gulf between how the narrator/other characters talk about hector and hector's actual accomplishments and martial ability in the iliad. the article points out that although many characters refer to hector as this great, terrifying warrior who can only be fended off by achilles, the actual narrative demonstrates repeatedly that hector's real strengths lie in his deep, sympathetic relationships with his family and city, and that his prowess on the battlefield is not actually very impressive compared to other trojan leaders like sarpedon. hector shows remarkable bravery several times and is genuinely very invested in protecting his home, but he never defeats a single achaean king, gets scolded multiple times by his brothers and allies for holding back or being cowardly, and the one time he does kill someone important, patroclus, all of the glory he might've won from the act is negated by how much apollo and euphorbus have to cripple patroclus before hector can finish him off. hector is brilliant and strong when leading the trojans against the achaeans as a whole, and he kills many individual, nameless achaeans, but he is not equal in martial skill to any singular greek leader, despite how much the characters in the iliad hype him up.

farron argues essentially that hector - and everyone else - has extremely high expectations of him as the crown prince of troy, expectations which he never quite lives up to and which really serve to highlight that he defends his city out of necessity, because he values peace, family, and loyalty more than glory or notoriety. the moments where he does bluster about honor or scold other characters for cowardice clash with his actions, incidents where he balks with fear or avoids direct confrontation with the achaean kings or straight up flees from achilles. it makes him read as someone who is desperately trying to be the hero troy needs him to be, because he knows what will happen if he isn't, to the point of overextending himself beyond his own realistic capabilities. it really emphasizes the tragedy of his fate and how futile it all was in the end.

i mostly agree with farron's assessment, and i also want to elaborate that i think another character in the iliad also suffers this disconnect between how others describe him and how he actually, demonstrably behaves, and that is paris. many characters have nasty things to say about paris, most prominently hector himself, and they basically amount to three general charges: he's a coward, his only redeeming quality is his attractiveness, and he's impulsively self-serving. hector and diomedes both directly call him a coward for, respectively, being reluctant to fight (3.54-56) and being an archer (11.505-510), but quite literally the only times we see paris shying away from battle are when 1) he first gets nervous seeing menelaus coming out to answer his challenge, and 2) when he doesn't immediately return after aphrodite spirits him away. in both instances, he eventually gets over himself and returns to the battlefield, where he doesn't make any further attempts to avoid the war. he proves repeatedly that he's not just a pretty face: he's a skilled combatant, an effective leader, and a persuasive speaker, and it's rather telling that every time he makes a grand speech, he always either convinces the other person (13.1020) or they simply don't argue back (6.460). and while it is very true that he is impulsively self-serving re: helen and aphrodite, he also repeatedly avenges his dead friends, protects fellow trojans, and fights on the front lines even in episodes where hector himself is conspicuously absent. hector does acknowledge at one point, "no one of any sense would ever disparage your performance in a battle. you are a brave man" (6.712), and in my opinion it means something that he uses his dying breath to name paris as his avenger, clearly indicating that paris is a formidable opponent even though hector has been very frustrated with what he perceives as paris' glaring lack of patriotic courage.

which i really think is the core of it - it's not that paris lacks martial skill or willpower, it's that paris doesn't seem to feel the same crushing weight of expectation and obligation that hector does. he's not the crown prince, he doesn't embody the city's hopes in the same way and he isn't responsible for carrying the morale of the whole army on his back. he's also not insecure - he knows exactly what his own flaws & virtues are and he doesn't let anyone disparage him unjustly. he accepts criticism when it's warranted but also doesn't hesitate to deny it when it isn't:

"Hector, it is quite reasonable for you to scold me in this way... But do not blame me for the lovely gifts of golden Aphrodite. Glorious gifts that come from gods, that they themselves have given, must not be thrown away—although no human chooses them willingly." (3.75-85)
"Soon he found, towards the left side of the painful battle, Paris... coaxing his comrades to the fight. And Hector stood near and spoke to him with words of shame. 'Pathetic Paris! Womanizer! Cheat! ... Troy is totally destroyed from top to bottom! Now certainly your death is guaranteed!' And godlike Paris answered, 'You are wrong to blame me, Hector. Sometimes in the past perhaps I tended to hold back from war. But I was certainly not born a coward. Our mother gave me birth to be a hero, and since the time you roused our men to fight beside these ships, we have remained right here, engaged in constant conflict with the Greeks.'" (13.1013-1028)

meanwhile, hector is constantly torn between the person he is vs the person troy needs him to be, the domestic father and husband vs the man-slaughtering legend, and in the end he doesn't get to fully satisfy either role. achilles hunts him down and kills him like a dog. his family is slaughtered and enslaved. in a lot of ways, i think hector and paris both become symbolic figures in the eyes of the achaeans and the trojans (as well as in the eyes of a lot of readers of the iliad), in ways that contradict their actual personalities and behaviors. hector gets cast as a terrifying, powerful, indomitable warrior-prince when he really shines most in relation to his family and the gentle affection he holds for them; paris gets cast as a selfish coward who's responsible for bringing ruin to troy and then trying to dodge responsibility, when he actually spends most of the iliad wounding serious achaean players, lifting trojan spirits with his rhetorical skills, and very gracefully accepting the scorn that everyone heaps on him because he knows he fucked up and does not try to pretend otherwise.

anyway, it's mildly frustrating to me that both hector and paris get flattened into these uninteresting archetypes when what the text actually tells us about them is so much more nuanced and complicated

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disappeared when i needed him most

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

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suck my waluweenie

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sorry to interrupt stairsweek but why is tumblr acting like this person killed me on impact by showing me as deactivated

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shapechangersinwinter
A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!

Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).

The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.

I’ve reblogged this before and I’m reblogging it again because I’m about to make it again tomorrow and I wanted to add my own tale of just how amazingly delicious it. it was SO incredibly simple to bake and with an extra dusting of brown sugar on top and served warm and soft they gift you with the taste of the nectar of the gods when paired with a small glass of milk. this image is from when I first made them a couple years ago:

GO. MAKE THESE !!!!

Needed to make a dessert in a hurry to bring to Thanksgiving, and this recipe worked excellently. I did not have the right kind of sugar for the topping, so instead I used a packet of lemonade powder, which gave it a nice citrusy zing.

Making these for myself as a reward for doing the no fun thing I’ve been putting off. Added half a lemon of lemon juice and a bit more flour. Let’s see how it turns out. >:3

Verdict: tasty.

These are really, really good, btw. (sorry, no pics…) :/

Anonymous asked:

there’s another option for the Hades Game + Odysseus.

Tell your sob story to Zagreus, don’t fight him and he’s perfectly willing to help you even if it means fighting the Hydra 8000 times to get the required amount of diamonds.

Alternatively Zagreus meets Penelope and is instantly overcome by his ‘Respect Woman Instincts’ that now he must simply bother everyone in the House to get find a clean way to reunite them (re: eurydice & orpheus, you’ll get it when you play the game)

Odysseus: I need you to help me get to my wife

Zagreus: you had me at 'wife'

Odysseus: that was the last word

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In your Patroclus champion AU, how did he end up there as compared to the canon? I’d be interested about his general attitude as well, since in canon he’s very subdued (presumably from what he’s been through and his sips from the Lethe). Did he care about being champion before Zagreus came along, or was it just something to do and make him feel somewhat alive again?

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Okay so me and @thcscus talked about this but also my memory isn't very good so I might be wrong

But we kinda just. Took him and gave him a little wrath, y'know? (Achilles died of it, Patroclus, made of memory and grief, can still feel its echoes. He wakes in Elysium bitter) Enough that when he heard of the current champion being lauded as one of the greatest warriors, calling himself the best of the Greeks, heard of his blonde hair and winning smile, a bit of it spurned him on into checking if the man he's been searching for this whole time was really just at the arena throwing it down with anyone who came by

It was not, alas.

But Theseus didn't deserve that title. No one did. But Patroclus, freshly dead and still grieving, best of the myrmidons and loved by Ares, challenges him to this title. He will be a placeholder, out of spite and duty. He will hold the title aristos achaion until Achilles himself comes down and claims his glory

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i think we also talked about how like after a few decades of being champion, pat will start feeling like the hades!patroclus we all know and worry for (worn down, passively disinterested in everything in general, actively disinterested in achilles in particular), and that's when zagreus comes in with these flourishes and little fighting quirks that remind patroclus a little too much of somebody he used to know, and that's when he remembers.

so its several decades of pure boredom because no one is a match for him and also Depression, but then

zagreus: hello, sir, i have come to defeat you. i will do so with moves that spark something in you that you thought you left behind in the waters of the lethe

patroclus:

NEAT

@musainrules : 'He will hold the title aristos achaion until Achilles himself comes down and claims his glory" mY HEART <33333 SOBS

My thoughts on the champion!Patroclus au are so disorganized I have not slept, but know that the main reason for its existence is that fictional men are infinitely more attractive when sweaty and covered in blood

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Also I find it really funny when people flirt like that it's great. At least, after the initial shock and angst has dulled down. Achilles and Zagreus putting their heads together, trying to take zagreus' current fighting style and sharpening it. Just as Patroclus knows intimately many of Achilles' weak spots, sees them now in the way Zagreus holds himself, so does Achilles know patroclus'. There's a certain pain that comes with revealing it now but the lad deserves to see his mother, and personally, Achilles is amused by the idea of the champion of Elysium getting his ass handed to him (even if the image of Patroclus winning is much more thrilling)

(Zagreus manages to catch Patroclus off guard for just half of a second, not enough to really damage him but enough to land a significant scratch. And Patroclus feels an old thrill come back. He's not doing this for glory, no, time has worn away any desire for that, but a memory still comes unbidden, of him and Achilles, sparring together on Mount Pelion, breathless and wild)

What I'm thinking is given how Theseus and Asterius' story in the hades canon is that Theseus went down into Erebus to retrieve the Asterius to join him in Elysium,,, Zag could help reunite them. In return for his attempts to help Theseus gives the gifts

In every fandom I'm in I must have one modern crack au and for hades it's the parent trap au

Thank you so this is based on that one movie with Lindsey Lohan is in because I think it'd be funny (thought it's been a while I gotta watch again)

In this scenario Zag and Mel would probably be closer in age. Maybe even twins if I can get away with it. But point is they're young enough that their features are still pretty similar and puberty isn't a thing.

Hades and Persephone are divorced and living in separate continents, and they each took a child with them. Hades took Zag and Persephone took Mel.

One summer they both go to a camp and meet each other and realize they're siblings and that their parents are the same. So they hatch a plan to switch and return with each other's respective parents so they can get the two to fall in love again. Melinoe cuts and dyes her hair, Zag bleaches his.

Mel goes home with Hades and Zag goes home with Persephone. Also throughout the movie the father's maid Chessy is very aware that this is not the same girl who left for camp and realizes early on that that's her twin so. Chessy is Achilles. He realizes early on that this is Not Zagreus and is overjoyed to have finally met his estranged sister Melinoë

Meanwhile, Persephone is living with her butler Patroclus and mother Demeter.

At some point they get discovered and Hades and Persephone arrange to meet up to swap kids. But a series of hijinks later they fall in love again and remarry 👍

Also Achilles and Patroclus get engaged 👍

incidental contact

hades, patrochilles, rated t, ~7000 words

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“Achilles told me about you,” Zagreus says, his voice strained with effort to lift his head and speak.

Patroclus’s fingers spasm. He almost drops the spear. He aims for the heart and gathers his strength. The flickering of Ares’s favor is in the blood that touches his feet, that would sink into his skin if it was still alive.

“That name means little to me here,” he says.

“Does yours also mean little to you?” Zagreus watches him closely. “Patroclus?”

His mouth moves to perfectly pronounce the syllables. Pat-ro-clus. The air around them seems to completely still. Even the shades in their eternal stands have quieted for once, no longer cheering or jeering, but listening carefully.

Patroclus brings down the spear, and the Styx rises to collect its prince, and he leaves the arena before the body has disappeared, listening to the hush whispering of the shades around him, the syllables echoing in his ears as he moves. Pat-ro-clus. Enunciated exactly the way he remembers.

Patroclus as Champion of Elysium AU, inspired by this post.

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Hello 🙋

My name is Maram, I am 25 years old from Gaza. I dreamed of a peaceful life, spending my life with my husband and my three children... but the war turned this dream into an impossible one 💔😭. We lived through this genocide with all its painful details and we are still suffering from it😭. We were so happy when the ceasefire was announced, and we returned to our homes in northern Gaza after being displaced for a year and a half in a tent in the south of the Gaza Strip. After repairing a small room in our destroyed house, we began to live there and start over. Unfortunately, the war came back, and it was even stronger than before 💔. Now, we have no shelter or source of income. We have used up all our savings during the war. I know I created my campaign very late, but that's because I have no other means to help my family 🙏. I am completely confident and hopeful that someone here will help us as much as they can and save my family in these tough circumstances 😔.

I know how painful and frustrating it is to start over from scratch, but I hope to get any amount for my family 🥺🙏.
So, please, donate to my campaign, even if it's a small amount—it will have a big impact on us 🥺. May God bless you, my friend 🥰❤️.

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