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i am most definitely a multi fandom raven.
my fandoms include: Harry Potter (fuck jkr), Riordanverse, aru shah, divergent, and several other things. send me an ask or message if you want to know more.
I am a demiromantic ace lesbirb, as i am uncomfortable with that. adults and minors welcome, but as i said, don't be nsfw. if you follow me, be prepared to be mooties. if you are a mootie, i will annoy you incessantly.
Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.
So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.
We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon
I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.
I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.
Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao
It's weird this blew up i just wanted to ask my followers... it's not my graphic... if you're the creator I'm sorry and please identify yourself
raspberry, lilac, carmine <3
@axolotl-offical @anon-offical @stupid-offical (I want to know what you think of me too) @who-offical @hitman-offical (why DID you recruit me for the jailbreak specifically?) + open tags!
not tagged but we are moots so
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When someone is so happy, and "much", and exaggerate, basically they are themselves. Then the other person responds in kind of a "shut you off" chill mode. Not just chill, more of "I am so weirded out by you. Why are you like this? What is your problem? Be normal." Which carries disgust and hate. So then the previous "much" person calms down, and is not themselves anymore. It's so sad.
WHY'D YOU TAG ME IN THIS?! I DON'T DO THAT DO I?
Maybe they meant you could like this lmao
hopefully, cause I do my best to be a good friend
When someone is so happy, and "much", and exaggerate, basically they are themselves. Then the other person responds in kind of a "shut you off" chill mode. Not just chill, more of "I am so weirded out by you. Why are you like this? What is your problem? Be normal." Which carries disgust and hate. So then the previous "much" person calms down, and is not themselves anymore. It's so sad.
WHY'D YOU TAG ME IN THIS?! I DON'T DO THAT DO I?
"Hey God wouldn't it be funny if I put letters in maths !!"
"No"
";)"
"Satan what did you do."
I genuinely don't understand why people hate letters in maths so much, it's basically useless without it
Real tho algebra is literally the best
algebra is fun and easy
*with a cross* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SPAWNS OF HELLFIRE
ALGEBRA IS LOVELY! I HAVE A TEST ON WEDNESDAY AND I"M EXCITED
A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.
The list establishes a pattern of events that all drastically helped Trump. The Epstein connection is much worse than we all imagine.
Epstein's death and Ivana's fall are Putin-esque.
[The second assassination attempt on the golf course is not a big one for me]
There is no arguing the child rape.
wait i just realised i have gen alpha followers hello???? stop i’m a whole 20 year old gen z-er
I was very close to being gen alpha
YOU’RE FUCKING OLDER THAN ME???
YOURE GEN ALPHA? I THOUGHT YOURE OLDER THAN ME
YES I’M GEN ALPHA 😔
WHATTTTT???? I THOUGHT YOURE LIKE 14
i AM 14 😭
I mean it depends on where you look ig 💀 some ppl say gen alpha starts in 2011 but sometimes it’s 2013 or 2014 ????? 😭
Gen alpha starts 2013 because no way in hell am I accepting im gen alpha
Yay am gen z then 😌
it starts 2014. I will not be no GEN ALPHA
🤮
I'M IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! IT STARTS 2014! AM I UNDERSTOOD?!
Idk my brother was born 2015 and he is def gen alpha
Yea, 2015, not 2014
wait i just realised i have gen alpha followers hello???? stop i’m a whole 20 year old gen z-er
I was very close to being gen alpha
YOU’RE FUCKING OLDER THAN ME???
YOURE GEN ALPHA? I THOUGHT YOURE OLDER THAN ME
YES I’M GEN ALPHA 😔
WHATTTTT???? I THOUGHT YOURE LIKE 14
i AM 14 😭
I mean it depends on where you look ig 💀 some ppl say gen alpha starts in 2011 but sometimes it’s 2013 or 2014 ????? 😭
Gen alpha starts 2013 because no way in hell am I accepting im gen alpha
Yay am gen z then 😌
it starts 2014. I will not be no GEN ALPHA
🤮
I'M IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! IT STARTS 2014! AM I UNDERSTOOD?!
wait i just realised i have gen alpha followers hello???? stop i’m a whole 20 year old gen z-er
I was very close to being gen alpha
YOU’RE FUCKING OLDER THAN ME???
YOURE GEN ALPHA? I THOUGHT YOURE OLDER THAN ME
YES I’M GEN ALPHA 😔
WHATTTTT???? I THOUGHT YOURE LIKE 14
i AM 14 😭
I mean it depends on where you look ig 💀 some ppl say gen alpha starts in 2011 but sometimes it’s 2013 or 2014 ????? 😭
Gen alpha starts 2013 because no way in hell am I accepting im gen alpha
Yay am gen z then 😌
it starts 2014. I will not be no GEN ALPHA
🤮