at this point "lets kill them" is just like a normal part of my vocabulary i kep forgetting most people think its not normal to say that to everything?

Sundays be going so well until Everything tries to kill you

A zombie apocalypse movie, but there are almost no interactions between humans and zombies, and the watchers slowly realise it's not about zombies at all, the main message is how cool it would be if everything at the mall was for free

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared

Big sister…?

lifehack: you can quit any bad habit if you have no self respect. "i'll only smoke when i've earned it" = me never smoking again. it's a foolproof system with no flaws. i think i've earned a smoke for coming up with it.

It's actually so fucking weird that your identity is absolute these days. like, it's been normalized to the point we don't think of it much, but until a hundred years ago, hell even less, you could just kinda. go somewhere else, and be a new person. and that's not a thing anymore.

Yk this is fully untrue right? You can fully still do this if you're willing to change and let go of everything at literally any moment you want

since a good few people now have said this i want to be clear: you can move to a new town still and change socially, but like. the government still knows who you are. so do tons of corporations. your identity follows you.

13 hours later and the parade of stupid comments like this has not stopped =_=

a guy named Rusty cage did a video on how it's impossible to leave your identity behind unless you become a eunuch

fuck hermit I meant hermit

Identity is stored in the balls.

man I need to replace my coffee maker sometime… the one I have doesn’t have an automatic shutoff for some reason and will just stay hot indefinitely until it cooks off all the water and leaves a burnt reside on the bottom of the pot. which seems. dangerous.

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water

yes i know you think it's an antiracist statement, that you're saying it's a bad thing white americans don't have culture. but what you're actually saying is that the way white americans live is simply the normal way to live and that "culture" refers only to deviations from that norm

there's real holidays and then there's, you know, cultural holidays. there's regular foods and there's ethnic foods

this is not (just) about "cultural christianity," an idea that gestures at a real thing but the way tumblr talks about it is mostly not useful, i'm talking about stuff much broader than that.

making yourself a ham sandwich with mayo on white bread is a cultural practice just as much as making jollof rice is a cultural practice.

if you feel some kind of yearning as a white american to connect with your Ancestral Culture you can get really into wearing lederhosen or playing bagpipes or whatever. but you could also just learn to understand the way you are living right now as a culture and not some kind of neutral default absence of culture

Sometimes I just pretend that airplanes in the night sky are just shooting stars. I just really need a wish right now..

Správné významy slov

běžky - rychlé šlapky

sticky little leaves…

Ivan what are you doing, you sick man…

Okay so

It took me two months, but I finally finished reading The Brothers Karamazov

And

Fuck

I'm in love

I loved every moment of reading the book tbh

The different perspectives of different people

The fact that nobody is completely in the right

Ugh

I definitely recommend it

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