ough theres pretzel sticks at the theater m they have old bay on them marylanders are geniuses
Y'all New Englanders put old bay on everything huh
old bay is beautiful
also we only have our flag, crabs, and old bay stop bullying us
"we only have our flag" like it isn't the sickest one in the damn country
oh yeah no we have the best flag in the country no arguement
my dad called me dumb as a joke earlier and followed it up with
"maybe ill start calling you son so you can use the joke my dad always did 'im so smart my dad calls me the sun' "
and i just about died of euphoria at the thought oughhhhhhhh its literally just a dad joke kill me
Once when my grandfather we being normal, he told me that my dad used to make that same joke about being so smart his dad called him the sun
awwwwwww