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⛤Dániel⛤

@weepingmuppet

minor 4teen!! he/him
Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
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Sinosauropteryx are so cute I needed to draw one!! I tried a little bit of a different technique than usual, and I don’t think it turned out too bad

Fun fact about sinosauropteryx, it was the first dinosaur that scientists used to discover its color pattern!! :0

Waitt is this someone’s favorite dino???? @weepingmuppet whaaaat

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

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i keep trying to work out so i can get more muscular/get a more masculine physique as a trans guy but none of my friends believe i can do it. they constantly make fun of me for being skinny or call me a twink or make fun of how weak i am and it makes me feel like shit. i've asked them not to before but they still do. i'm trying really hard to work out and i enjoy working out but i can't enjoy it when my friends make fun of me or don't believe i can do it. i haven't done sports in several years while most of them have done some variety of sports so obviously i'm not as strong as them. i know i'm skinny and not muscular and not athletic but i'm trying i'm fucking trying and i wish someone would believe in me

I hate crying over being dysphoric, like ik that many people have worse problems than this💔

Like wdym my biggest problem rn is that I'm kinda girly

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Anonymous asked:

Helló,haver! itt a névtelen queer magyar az inboxodban?

Láttam kerestél. :3

Üdvözletem :3

amúgy ha szeretnéd akkor DM-ben is rám írhatsz, hidd el nem harapok xd (persze nem muszáj.. csak gondoltam felajánlom)

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I'm starting to feel like someone who doesn't even know hungarian sent me this and just used Google translator.. now that I think about it, not many people here say "Helló" especially not like this. "Szia" is way more common and when someone wants to say hello, they usually just say that, or halló, halihó... idk I might be overthinking this

Anonymous asked:

Helló,haver! itt a névtelen queer magyar az inboxodban?

Láttam kerestél. :3

Üdvözletem :3

amúgy ha szeretnéd akkor DM-ben is rám írhatsz, hidd el nem harapok xd (persze nem muszáj.. csak gondoltam felajánlom)

I've just had my first sleepover in years (last time was almost ten years ago), and I'm so scared that my friend who I invited over was uncomfortable or wanted to go home or it was awkward for her or something... Plus I've done something kinda embarrassing/acted weird too and I want to cry. I'll just pretend everything went great until she mentions that she didn't feel great or something. I hate this. She probably hates me too. Which is absurd, because why do I think that she hates me for my every move? Wouldn't she not be friends with me? But again, she also hangs out with people she doesn't like, so do I really have a reason to worry or am I just insecure? Either way I keep making too many mistakes.

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