when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once

A girl: *headphones in, reading, on the phone, etc.*

Men: oh a willing conversation partner?

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

Trying to take care of myself during a depressive low

Wait when americans talk about doctors note for dick days its just for permission to take a day off without pay??? Oh my god my friends Im sorry

SICK DAYS OH MY GOD

Paid dick days without a doctor's note WHEN

WARNING: This employer participates in Penis Friday

Americas Next Top

how are they gonna find 12 contestants

You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood me, Anon.  Go read all 5,640 posts again.

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

when your joke ruins a conversation but you know it was amazing